Murder Bird

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Birthday: 11/11

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Often barefoot, constantly armed with books, sometimes clumsy, never not in the mood for Thai food, fond of research, wary of children, obsessed with birds, more than a bit morbid, a prodigious procrastinator, a collector of the curiously cumbrous, a fan of thunder, easily distracted, argumentative, a skilled mumbler, a maker of messes, terribly unromantic, surprisingly limber, and inappropriately stubborn. Murder Bird has no heroes, hopes to travel more, cannot wait to build an empire with chickens in the yard, but still has some business to tend to before then.



Yes, there will be many a chicken. . . .

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barfcorn chicken Report | 07/22/2013 9:11 am
barfcorn chicken
Oh my god. I haven't talked to you in ages! ARE YOU ALIVE???
barfcorn chicken Report | 01/01/2013 4:02 pm
barfcorn chicken
Hahaha, i worked, actually. And then I was on the phone with my friend when the new year started.
untexting Report | 12/17/2012 6:31 pm
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muaahahahhahahah!
Kitty Merchant Report | 11/14/2012 1:52 pm
Kitty Merchant
Aw,Thank you! Your quite welcome.

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barfcorn chicken Report | 11/05/2012 9:19 am
barfcorn chicken
The concert ended up happening! And it was awesome. I almost didn't go, but then I convinced myself that I should and I had a really good time. I got to hug the hot synth player from Crystal Castles. Also, I got to go to the concert fo free.
And nano is sucking. But I'm gonna try to get on track today and hopefully I feel better about it after that. We'll see I guess...
I'm gonna try to read more as well. I have a shelf full of books and I've read hardly any of them. So I'm gonna try to do it to it on that front.
barfcorn chicken Report | 11/01/2012 9:41 am
barfcorn chicken
I dunno. Everything is terrible. Nanowrimo starts today, but I don't really feel like writing. I was supposed to go to a concert tonight, but I'm pretty sure that's not happening. I just want to lay in bed and cry and sleep and eat terrible things.
barfcorn chicken Report | 10/29/2012 8:45 am
barfcorn chicken
I forgot about that story, but I remember who told me that story. I haven't been on for a while either. How have you been?
barfcorn chicken Report | 01/13/2012 6:25 am
barfcorn chicken
One of my teachers told me this story about how when she was in undergrad she had this professor, Professor Koch, and he was brilliant but very stern. At her school, they would leave the windows open over spring break and sometimes pigeons would nest behind the chalk boards. Anyway, when she was in class one day, Professor Koch was reading Rilke, and this was like a huge, 200 person lecture, and no one was paying attention to him. Instead, they were paying attention to the pigeon that was directly behind his head. No one said anything for a very long time, and finally some girl interrupted: "Professor Koch, I hate to interrupt, but there's a pigeon behind your head". Without looking up, Professor Koch replied, "There's a pigeon behind all of our heads, it's all a matter of distance".
barfcorn chicken Report | 12/20/2011 8:01 am
barfcorn chicken
Lololol!
That's hilarious.
ssaki-chann Report | 10/28/2011 9:58 pm
ssaki-chann
Thanks for the purhase, love!
 
 
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