Birthday: 02/22
bffl till the day i die
yeaa man
bffl for life
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long d**k, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles.So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his d**k was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of d**k from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife:- Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
