:: slowly :: CANADA. IS MY. PAPA. BECAUSE. MAMO. BIRTHED ME. NOT HIM.
I came out of fem!Russia's uterus, not Canada's mangina, so therefore Russia is my mamo and Canada is, by default, my papa. You comprende, ami?
What?? Dx No, I just popped your comment cherry, but you're talking to me about sex! I feel violated! Mamo still has to tell me about the birds and the bees! I'm not ready yet! :: clings to Russia ::
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I came out of fem!Russia's uterus, not Canada's mangina, so therefore Russia is my mamo and Canada is, by default, my papa. You comprende, ami?
;A; !! Why is a Canada verbally molesting me?! MAMOOOO!! :: runs away ::
And I'll give you donations and such after I'm done with my current quest~]