About

What did you expect, lots of intimate personal details? Why are you some kind of stalker? Well get away from me then! Help! Help! This man offered me candy to get in his van if I would let him touch my naughty bits.

There, that takes care of those people. But, still, for those of you that aren't stalkers there's not much here. I'm dumping most of my insanity into the forums at the moment and since I'm 99.7% insanity (don't tell that to people on the forums I'm trying to convince them it's closer to 35%)that doesn't leave much to my profile page.

Eventually that may change and when it does I'll be sure to send you all absolutely no notification so that you'll only learn about it when you hear from your friends that I've updated my profile and you realize that, once again, you are way behind the trend curve.