hi! i'm mallory shay. one day, im going to make some lucky person very, very happy. i can do the whole alphabet in sign language. i enjoy singing while i clean my room. i talk to myself. i laugh at my own jokes. i have unusual dreams. i daydream too much. i like to dance in my computer chair. i can't blow a bubble with my gum. i touch my face and neck way too often. i hide my smile. i wish my hair wasn't so hard to manage. i like to sing "time after time". i like walking in the city aimlessly with someone. audrey kitching is my god. i want to go to France so I can see the palace of versailles and paris. accents turn me on. i wish i read more books. really religious people make me smile, out of respect. i love trampolines. swimming is fun in the summer. personal style and fashion is fun and exciting to me. i hate playing musical instruments because i am flawed at it. i'm a video game nerd. i like zombies and ninjas. i still watch spongebob squarepants with my nine year old brother. i get jealous. i want someone to hold. i like random compliments. i prefer when people say hi or wave to me first. i can relate to almost everyone in some way, shape, or form. i think lily allen is ******** hot. neil patrick harris was my celebrity crush, but he turned out to be a gay.. i like driving even if i don't have my driver's permit yet. i love animals. i hate talking about twilight obsessions unless it's in a sarcastic way. i like my levi skinny jeans. i think stickam is hella fun. i wish i could find that person for me. i can't stand the people at my school. i love shopping (online and in real life). i don't really like Spiderman but I have a Spiderman shirt. i used to be obsessed with WWE. i think Santogold's music is really unique. i chew on pens and pencils. i think thrift stores are thrilling. i love going to orlando in the summer. if i could, i'd go back in time and live during the medieval ages. when someone talks to me i tend tilt my head like a curious dog. plaid, v-necks, and windbreakers are my favorites. i tell pointless stories. i don't like rules or restrictions. i hate having morning breath. when i cut the grass, i sing panic! at the disco songs outloud. people with feet fetishes scare me half the death. posers kill me completely. i wish i had one tranny/drag queen friend. i sometimes think too lowly of myself. i can come off snobby and stuck up. i love going on bike rides. i have a hard time keeping friends. i don't want to get married; if i truly love someone why would i need a ceremony and documents to prove it. i have goals but no motivation. my family always seems to be disappointed with me. i try too hard. i fall too fast. i think a girl in an oversized button down shirt is sexy. when I was a child I used to play pokemon for fun. i still do. brad pitt scares the s**t out of me. i like trying new things. people glare at me randomly and I find it somewhat amusing. When people spell y-o-u-r when they should've spelled it y-o-u-'-r-e drives me up a ******** tree. i like going to the zoo. i love dayton, ohio, my hometown. you make me wanna la la & I don't think I'm very normal.
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