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Major Boner

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Last Login: 01/10/2009 3:48 pm

Registered: 09/22/2005

Gender: Female

Location: Planet Wierd.

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You know what I did last night?
Your. Mother.

But, rly. About me... Lemme see here...

Well, I am a girl, for starters. Although, during full moons I become a guy.
Yeah, I think it's pretty cool, too.

Hm, I love music to death. I am a really obsessed music listener. Ask anyone. Seriously.

I'm about 5'3 and I have short brown/blond hair, hazel eyes, and an average body, I think.

I am an extremely dedicated dog owner. I love all four of my dogs, and especially Smokey, my half German Shepard, half Daschund mix. He is adorable, I swearit.
My dad's Australian Shepard is slightly Autistic. It's pretty freakin hilarious sad. His name is Maximus, because my dad is that obsessed with the movie, Gladiator.
My mom's Shar Pei is the all-time princess of the house. She's the only girl dog, and my fourteen year old dog[[ later explained ]]rapes her all the time. It's awesome. BUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE ENJOYS GETTING HER a** LICKED OUT BY AN OLD MAN.
Anyway, on to explain the "old man", he's our fourteen year old Labrador Retriever mix. I'm pretty sure he's part Chow, but who knows. His nickname is Cujo 'cause he likes to defend me enough to bite other people. It's pretty hot.

I also love my two horses.
Shorty/Hammy/Sandwich/Hammy Sandwich is actually my horse. He's a quarter horse, standing at sixteen hands tall.
My mom's horse is a draft horse, and he's close to seventeen hands. It's pretty crazy.

Uh, let's see... I love reading, writing, music, and my pets. That's for sure...

Well, I think that's all I can think of, other then PM me if you want to chat or RP or something. I'll always reply happily!

OH OH OH!
And I want to say that I love all of my friends. Catherine, Lucy, Stephanie, Cheyenne, Joe, Meagan, Monica, Jordan...
LOVE YOU!
So, that's it. I just wanted to throw in my undying love for Catherine, I admit it.

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Sailor Lawlman Report | 06/09/2007 9:47 pm: i see how it is, i see what you did. you stole my husbad, b***h.D:

HEY SYDNEY! biggrin DDDD I SEE UR ON!!!D biggrin
Sailor Lawlman Report | 06/09/2007 5:40 pm: "POOP BALLS"

HEY, my mom finally realized that

Me

SUHjayzus

Lucybutt

and Sebbyroth are a four-o!8D

so she was all "YOU SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHUR NURXT WEEK!HUHUHUHUHUHUH"

and I was all "YEAH SHUR MOM!!HOHOHOHOHO~"

"HUHUHUHUH"

"HOHOHOHOHOH~"

"HUHUHUHUHUHU"

"Ho."

"WHUT?!"
Sailor Lawlman Report | 06/09/2007 5:18 pm: omg, SUHjesus, you are such a Steve.D:< You a*****e.

I'm gunna make Steve ******** you in the a**.

Once I see him...

which I won't.

Because it's too hot out and Lucybutt decided to be layzay.

~_~
kuropin Report | 06/01/2007 11:08 pm: ~RANDOMNESS~
oh.gravity Report | 05/30/2007 5:09 pm: i love you

POLE[:
Major Boner Report | 05/27/2007 8:41 pm: @Sebby:
SEBBY GOT RAPED!...
...BY ME!
And @Meags: LEE! *Runs to her/him with sunset backdrop and dolphins*
@Cat: OHMIGOD!!!!!
I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!
oh.gravity Report | 05/26/2007 6:43 pm: POWER OF YOUTH!!!!
Sebbyroth Report | 05/25/2007 6:41 pm: Suhjesus got me against the wall....
And made me run xD
AT THE SAME TIME
That was kinda creepy though, trying to get between that little crack in the wall wasn't getting me anywhere.. xD
oh.gravity Report | 05/23/2007 8:55 pm: i love you

WALL!!
Major Boner Report | 05/23/2007 7:15 pm: OHMIGOD!
I just ead my comments! xD I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

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He rose back out of the pool, hair sopping wet, water streaming down his muscles like a warm sunny afternoon and you're trying to drink tea but your cat keeps clawing your leg because it's in heat. -VIRAL MARKETING[/size:8f272f91f9][/align:8f272f91f9]

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"I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I get the same effect just by standing up real fast." - Jonathan Katz

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." - Woody Allen

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." - Steven Wright

Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle? -Will Ferrell

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. -Christopher Marlowe

As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. -Hagar the Horrible

I get up every morning determined
to both change the world and have
one hell of a good time. Sometimes
this makes planning my day difficult.
-E.B. White

It is difficult to get a
man to understand something
when his job depends on not
understanding it. -Upton Sinclair

Those who believe in telekinetics,
raise my hand. -Kurt Vonnegut

Gracefully gathering up the fallen petals, he rose back out of the pool, hair sopping wet, water streaming down his muscles like a warm sunny afternoon and you're trying to drink tea but your cat keeps clawing your leg because it's in heat. --VIRAL MARKETING

I was thinking of a v****a for
some reason. --catrina the teenage witch

Don't think I'm not retarded.
--uh, I dunno, aka, STEPHIE.

Payne...Let's have kids.
--Shinigami Light Yagami

I'm through with love. Thank god there's still sex. --Internet[[ who knows ]]

How can a guy be constantly horny? I mean that's like, not even possible. He probably had to many...[[ long silence ]]...boner pills. --Tiny Johnson

Yeah, I make out with guys... with my v****a. --VIRAL MARKETING[Q]

Shut your mouth when you're talking to me! -p***s.

I'M GONNA PLOW YOU OVER. -Farticus the Plow Farticur.