About

I'm an a**, for starters.
Think I'll make that nice and clear.
Please, don't expect sympathy from me for your sad pathetic sob story about how your cat died, you're an ex-drug addict, and your alcoholic mumsy beats you every night...
Because in all honnesty, I very well may laugh.
I'm sarcastic 99% of the time.
I hate musicals,
but I watch them anyway.
I like the letter I alot.
I like the letter J more.
My life revolves around working myself stupid.
I'm usually working or eating.
If I say I hate you, that possibly means I enjoy your company.
If I say your awesome, I probably hate you.
I'm a little bit backwards.
I can be a jerk sometimes.
Actually, I'm a jerk most of the time.
If I'm kind to you, be very affraid.
My favorite word is antidisestablishmentarianism.
Just cause its the longest word in the dictionary...
I'm anti-affectionate. I'm likely to pry you off if you hug me.
You're probably not going to like me.
That's perfectly fine.
I like it when people pet my eyebrow.
I don't know why...It puts me to sleep.
I drink. I smoke. I'll probably die by the time I hit middle age.
I have obsessive compulsive disorder to an extreme...
I have to relock my door 5 times before I walk away from it and things have to be lined up to keep a symetrical balance...Things of that sort.
I have ADD.
I hate TV.
I rhymed...
Ok, enough of this.