Chuck Norris's girlfriend asked him,"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" He then riped out her throat and told her " DOnt Rhyme In The Presence Of Chuck Norris."
Once, a old man had fallen and asked Chuck Norris For help, but Chuck only stood there and stared at the old man untill he exploded.
There is no such thing as handicaped people, only people who have ubset Chuck Norris.
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