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a White man walks up to a black man. White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!" Black man says, "I was born BLACK." "I grew up BLACK." "When I get sick, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK." "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I die, I'm BLACK." "You were born PINK." "You grew up WHITE." "When you're sick, you turn GREEN." "When you're in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold, you turn BLUE." "When you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The white man turned around, and walked away. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU HATE RACISM
I THINK THIS IS FUNNY!! :98% of teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were going to jump off a building. copy and paste this on you profile if you are one of the 2% that would yell JUMP BITCHES JUMP!!!
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My Bestest Friend Ever He's The Perfect Friend Anyone Could Ask For
fake or true friends fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. true friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the ******** out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
he's da best he can forgive me when i would probaly never would he's gonna always have a place in meh heart Luv Yuh Wolf *huggles*
meh awesome buddy
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Wow...
You always forget me..
Always have..
That's why i hardly consider you a Bestie anymore..
My number is.. 305-244-8537