Last Login: 12/12/2007 5:29 pm
Registered: 04/18/2007
Gender: Female
Location: 29 Palms
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REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. rEALFRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dang... we f**ked up ... but that s**t was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget it was yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HERE!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h…you better drink the rest of that we don’t waste that s**t!!" FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**K out!!! FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
i knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for 7 years!!!!!!!!!!! *! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years *! 5-9=your crush will start to like you
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