About

I didn't pass a chain letter, and -you'll be happy to know- have survived 60 days without being pummeled by a truck.

I read romance novels because the sex scenes are a billion times more satisfying then any teenage boy. Also they have the raddest adjectives.

If you are quezy don't call my personal phone, or talk to me between 1-4 in the morning. Nothing good can come from it.

I am smarter then you will give me credit for, don't worry though- I'm not offended, it just means you will never suspect me when your wallets missing. Well maybe now you will...

I make fun of everyone, so don't be alarmed. If I'm not calling you by some offensive nickname- then we have a problem.

I stare at the sun sometimes, I still have 20/20 vison (knock on wood). Take that docter.

I took a 'What Pokemon Are You?' online quiz one time- I got Eevee; they said it was because I didn't quite fit anything else. That was probably the most kick a** quiz ever.

I like to write, in fact I would go as far to say the 'L' word.

I prefer my shoes some tacky color that were never intended to match anything in any Vouge magazine- they make my mother want to pull her hair out.

Speaking of hair, mine is hella short now. I love it more then I'll ever love you.

I will talk to you as long as you have something to say.