MR.McPUMPKIN HEAD'S PLAN OF WORLD DOMINATION

This is a story me and my mom made out of true life events from the past 48 hours. For your safety and the safety of others, please spread this story to protect the ones you love or just some random people. Please, your's and other's computers may be at risk if you do not let them know about Mr.McPumpkin head and his hacking abilities through cell phone emails. Please continued reading. If you do not continue reading this story, Mr.McPumpkin head will find you and eat the living s**t out of your computer. This is not a drill. So please, send this message to 15 people off the streets or it could happen to you. We must spread the word and stop Mr.McPumpkin head's plan of world dominaion!!

So please enjoy this true life inspired story. Your life will change for the better... you will win the lottery! I swear it's true! I won $2 off a scratch off after I sent this to you. It changed our lives forever!

So now read the story or he'll eat your soul!

Please enjoy and remember, this could happen to you... SO SPREAD THE WORD, b***h!:

Story time:

We added everything together and this is what we found out...

There was no texting from my mom and Jamie from 11pm to 10am. The computer was OFF! (idiot).

Jeff used a cell phone in 11 hours to break our firewall on our computer (which he didn't) left no traces, no firewall alerts (he's GOOD!), found files that belong to another computer that's not even hooked up to the system, looked at all emails with no password (he's REALLY good), not even proving what our IP Address supposively is, looked at all 500,000 and something files (yeah, that makes me tired just thinking about it), no effing alerts (AGAIN!), can figure out our IP Address using an email sent to his ugly a** phone and found we were "Samantha Davis" the whole time. He got through the computer system to find out that our computer was made for and belongs to Tracy and Amanda. THANK YOU JEFF, THE GOD OF HACKERS!! A.K.A. MR.McPUMPKIN HEAD!!

So what we learned today is that Jamie is full of s**t and stay away from pumpkin heads.

Also what we discovered (it's really shocking and kinda scary) was that at Wal-mart, when we were looking for a computer that was made for us, the computer we picked yelled "TRACY AND AMANDA, THIS COMPUTER IS MADE FOR YOU, EVEN ASK MR.McPUMPKIN HEAD, HE KNOWS!! HE'S GONNA HACK THIS COMPUTER ONE DAY USING A CELL PHONE AND BREAK NO FIREWALL AND LEAVE NO TRACES TO PROVE MY POINT THAT THIS COMPUTER WAS MADE FOR YOU! SO TRUST ME! I'M MADE FOR YOU BITCHES!!"

So Mr. Mcpumpkin head, if you're such a great computer wizz and hacker, why are you making a career at Wal-mart? I mean, seriously! Stupid effer! I hope you're reading this, ya b***h!
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This is an actual true story, no we were not high/drunk or harmed while writing this. It really happened (except the computer talking part, that was just something stupid we added to prove Jamie's stupidass point.) And yes... her boyfriend Jeff really is Mr.McPumpkin head... he's UGLY!!! I don't understand why he has to travel 5 effing states to date a person who looks like a fatass man herself... maybe he's gay!

Thank you for reading. now send this to 15 people, or you will get the Mr.McPumpkin head virus! no ******** jokes! Plus, u probably know that your not gonna win anything out of this! So stop buying scratch off lottery tickets, your so cheap!

P.S. I think I got the Mr.McPumpkin head virus just now since an alert came up with jeff's face on it saying he's after us!

P.S.S. Don't carve pumpkins during halloween. I heard thats when he attacks innicent computers the most!!!! Even yours!!

P.S.S.S. Did your computer yell that it was made for you? Because ours did! I'm serious!!

P.S.S.S.S. Tacos rule!

Warning: The Mr.McPumpkin head virus is a fictional virus. There was absolutely no hacking involoved. This is just what Jamie assumes. And we added everything together and this is what we got! But please, spread the story!

This is a [crazy] picture of me last summer. smile

Me and my new skateboard I got for my birthday! biggrin