WHITE AND NERDY LYRICS
First in my class here at MIT. Drop skills, I'm a champion at D&D. M.C. Escher, that's my favorite N.F.C. Keep your 40,I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Stephen Hawking's in my library.
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out. Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces. Yo,I know pi to a thousand places. Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces. I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper,I could play for days. Once you've seen my sweet moves,you're gonna stay amazed. My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze.
There's no killer app I haven't run (run). At Pascal, well I'm number one (one). Do vector calculus just for fun. I ain't got a gat,but I got a soldering gun (what?). Happy Days is my favorite theme song. I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong. I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on. I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon. (This is the part I sing on).
They see me roll on my Segway,I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't you see I'm white and nerdy. Look at me I'm white and nerdy. I'd like to roll with the gangstas,although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin',inspectin'. X-Men comics you know I collect them. The pens in my pocket,I must protect 'em. My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored. Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media. I edit Wikipedia. I memorized Holy Grail really well,I can recite it right now, and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L.
I got a business doing websites (websites).When my friends need some code,who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all. Even made a homepage for my dog,yo. I got myself a fanny pack. They were havin' a sale down at The Gap. Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap. Pop, pop--hope no one sees me gettin' freaky.
I'm nerdy in the extreme, I'm Whiter than sour cream. I was in A/V club and glee club, and even the chess team. Only question I ever thought was hard was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair. Got my name on my underwear.
They see me strollin', they laughin', and rollin' their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy. Just because I'm white and nerdy. Just because I'm white and nerdy. All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy. I wanna bowl with the gangstas, but,oh well,it's obvious I'm white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Look at me I'm white and nerdy.



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