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Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you callWanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall
You've seen it all, you've seen it all
Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam
And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen
Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream
Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over-forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late
-Lyrics from "A Pirate Looks at Forty" by Jimmy Buffet
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I love your avatar x) <33
Good luck in the arena this week!