Journal
Jakes Death-Note
Warning. Read with Caution. This Book is not Responsible for People Dying of Bordom, Embarrisment, or any other type of STDS, You have been warned.
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Gender: Male
Birthday: 11/08/1994
Warning. Read with Caution. This Book is not Responsible for People Dying of Bordom, Embarrisment, or any other type of STDS, You have been warned.
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kjenne fri to løpe,din ikke jengeling to hente skibbrudden
Touch my girls, and you wont see tomarrow
Greed, Envy, Lust-Sin's of Desire
Glutton-Sin of Waste
Wrath-Sin of Hate
Pride-Sin of Character
Sloth-Sin of Death
Yep, Earth is just premature Hell,
we're all bein judged by these
vices whether it be Limbo,
or The 9th Circle we're
bound to hell, one way
or another...
Welcome to my royal court! If you got a problem, TO THE GALLOWS WITH YOU!!
Life is a game, u just happen to be a pawn
heres my 3 basic rules on how to make me laugh:
1. Tell a good joke, ill laugh lol
2. Pull a good prank, ill laugh lol
3. Make my friends cry, ill laugh harder xd xd xd
School is just there to improve social
standards so ur not socialy akward
infront of your parent's
friends and make em seem like idiots,
yep, irony is in the eyes of the child
Sadisticly, all humans are
apathetic till adolecents
end, then we become frustrated,
then we lose train of thought
under mental stability leading
on to a cajaber of
incomprehendible words that put
the most basic minded intelectual
into a pure state of Ahh....due to
enhanced vocabulary which might be
caused by X Y chromosomes being
enhanced every Bi-generation,
or so the Genalogical scientists
siece to believe, which the
estimated that the next Homosapien
sapien evolution make acure in
2012, due to civils belief, which
is only put to a certain extent
of scientifical explanation....whoops,
forgot bout stem cell research which
should make it longer due to slow
deteroration limits in the sapien
composition, discovered by Vergil
when he declined that the theories
of the human medubla ablon gauda
may be inferior to a
goloms-homun-which may lead
to human extinction in 4 years
or so....man am i stupid or what
Why bother waking up when
your dying slowly?
Kids don't care bout parents
we try to hum them out,
we honestly dont care about your pity problems
we dont care if you got a raise
we dont care about your love life
we dont care if you got a puppy
we dont care if you got AIDS
ill tell u a secret though,
give us money, then,
we might care....a little
The Class of Adolescents
1. The Preps
2. The Gossipers
3. The Jocks
4. The Sk8r Kids
5. The Emo's
6. The Goths
7. The Nerds
8. The Socially akward
9. The $luts
10. The Wanabees
11. The Teacher Pets
12. The suck ups
13. The Stuck Ups
14. The People that shut themselves from sociaty
15. Homeschooled Kids
16. Central Troublemakers
17. The Fake Class Clown
18. The Super Nerds
19. The Kids who only talk bout religions
20. The kids who only talk about THEIR religions
21. Lyers
22. The kids who keep sayin Like, and Totally
Veuillez me pardonner,
parce que Dieu ne peut pas
L'espoir est pour les
personnes ignorantes qui
pratiquent la religion,
pas pour le peuple qui ont
réellement le bon sens
Avance, je n'ai
pas peur pour mourir
Si la vie signifie la douleur, alors svp, laissez-moi mourir
Nous mangeons pour remplir
trou vide dans nos âmes
Tout que je cherche dans la vie est absence de cet emprisonnement nous appelons la chair.
Pourquoi ayez les amis quand vous pouvez avoir doux, doux, vengeance
L'esprit humain est
inférieur pour comprendre
la religion, ainsi
pourquoi embêtement
Alchohal fait la douleur partir, nous transformant en les bêtes enfoncées
Embrassez la rébellion chez vous-même et conquérez tous
Whine was created to keep the human phych in a state of bliss while the content of our current civilization remains at a stand still due to our slow detereoration caused by radiation givin off by our own governmental system, which happens to give false words out as if candy on Halloween...i guess the morality of my statement is only put to a certain extent of mind and matter, but what I'm really trying to get to is that a human that has never lied is the only human you can trust...-Kiddyh terms- Don't trust anyone, not even urself.
Questions for an American...
Q. Why are you a Republican?
A. Because the government dont do
anything bout China.
Q. Why are you supporting China?
A. Cuz I don't care bout dead
doggies
Q. Are you sure ur American?
A. Yeah...why?
Q. Well, American's care bout doggies...
A. I do, *grabs fried dog leg
and chews away*
Q. Stop eating the dog...
A. Make me...
Q. LISTIN you Fukin Fakin Chiwan FREAK! EAtin our b***h's is illegAL in US! How would u like it if we killed every Chinese that bit a dog!?!?!
A....U'd be doin us a big favor ^^
Q...U sick monotheitistical b*****d*pulls out gun* *BamBam*
A....
Q. USE SARCASM NOW b***h!
A...dude...you missed...
Q....*Takes gun* *BAM!*
A...didn't see that coming...*leaves room while dead talk show host continues bleeding...*
Nun's arent pure,
and they arent married to God.
If their were, then DAMNN!!!!
GOD'S A PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I followed the link from Candii_18
Bored as hell
So i juSt wanNa poInt out dat you Have a RockIn pRofIle
~Random Comment~
Dont driNk yellOw Snow (no s**t)
^.~ - Anna