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Birthday: 09/11

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"Yo Mama" Jokes

Yo mama so fat Jabba The Hut said "DAMN!"
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she saw a runaway bus and yelled "Stop that Twinkie!"
Yo mama so fat a truck hit her and she said "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat Gabriel Igleseas said "DAMN!"
Yo mama so fat she went out with high heels and came back with flip flops.
Yo mama so fat when she milkshakes she brings all the world to the yard.
Yo mama so fat when she does push ups she doesn't go up the world goes down.
Yo mama so fat Obi Wan Kenobi said "That's no moon... that's yo mama!"
Yo mama so dumb she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund.
Yo mama so dumb the best 10 years of her life were all in 1st grade.
Yo mama so dumb she can't read a audio book.
Yo mama so dumb when she saw a wet floor sign, she did.
Yo mama so ugly Bob The Builder said "I can't fix that!"
Yo mama so ugly your dad met her at a dog show.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she made blind children cry.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so ugly dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly Halloween was moved to her birthday.