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- paragon trigger Report | 03/08/2010 9:12 pm

[size=10][color=darkseagreen]sjdasjkdnasbhashdbasjkdbasud here you go. Stop bugging me about it now(unlesss you want another one. I'd be happy to oblige if I get to be in it and your love interesting is someone I can do.)





Title: 29 is better than 69.





The Melodious Nocturne walked down the empty, white corridors of some random hallway in Castle Oblivion. It was unusually quiet, which made Demyx slightly frightened of what could possibly happen next.


“WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!? NO IT’S NOT.”


Oh, there we go. Now that that was over, he could focus on whose voice it was. Judging by the volume and pitch, it was Thalia, a newcomer to the castle whose number was 17.352…Yeah, he doesn’t know. She was a loud, sarcastic mouth who always pissed people off and argued with everyone. He had a…..decent friendship with her.


“YES IT IS YOU FRICKING DIRTY COOTIE QUEEEN.”


Oh, that happened to be Jade’s voice, another newcomer whose number was 16. She was a mean, rude girl who always fought people for random reasons and yelled incredibly random reasons. She and he were the best of friends (not to mention he likes her and he had a good feeling she felt the same despite the lack of hearts/coughcough).


“NO IT’S NOT, YOU LINT LICKER.”


Knowing them, it was probably a really stupid argument, like their bread and toast argument. I mean really, bread and toast?


“69 IS BETTER THAN 29, STINKY MCSTINK FACE.”


….Er, okay… Quite frankly, he didn’t get what this argument was about this time. Then again, it wasn’t new. He didn’t understand about 99/100 arguments that they had. Considering it was them, he didn’t think too much of it.


“NO IT’S NOT, YOU SON OF A BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG.”


Well, guessing on their really random insults, they probably stole it from that one Orbit Commercial.


“YES IT IS.”


“NO IT’S NOT.”


“AT LEAST MY MOM ISN’T A BIG DIRTY TURTLE.”


…He never did get that insult. It always confused him when Thalia or Jade would yell it at random organization members and laugh when they give them a WTF face.


“DON’T BE HATING JUST BECAUSE MY MOM’S A BETTER PIMP THAN YO’ MOM. OOOOH.”


“b***h, PLEASE.”


There was an awkward silence before he heard several thumps and other…’noises’ and not the ones you’re thinking of, you yuri perverts. Demyx finally decided that it was time to stop this before they started clawing each other eyes out. 


“GUYS, SHUT THE ******** UP.” Oh, that was Larxene’s voice. She could probably stop them. Hell, she could probably stop WWI and WWII if she wanted to. There was a few seconds of various cuss words and loud yelling. A minute later, an awkward silence was in the air before Demyx heard a BOOM. He raced towards the three ladies before gaping at what was before him.


There, Larxene laid on the floor, motionless. She looked slightly beat up and dirtied. There was black stuff on the floors and walls everywhere while Thalia and Jade continued to bicker. 


Well, he only assumed that Jade threw a bomb at her. Stupid her and her frickin’ explosives. It’s not like they needed ANOTHER Axel.


“WILL YOU JUST AGREE THAT 29 IS BETTER?”


“NEVER.” They continued to argue while Demyx stood there. You can tell that he was angry, but not to the point of that he was pissed.


“WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!” He yelled, catching the attention of both girls. He huffed and puffed in front of the new hole made in Jade’s room while Jade and Thalia just stared at him weirdly.


“Well, it seems like Dem Waters got off the wrong side of the bed this morning.” Jade said/cooed. Demyx twitched at his ‘nickname’ they had given him. If he recalled correctly, it was something about the beach or whatever.


“Jeez, what got your panties in a bunch?” Thalia asked, slightly snickering at his more than obvious pain.


Demyx glowered at the two girls who were currently snickering loudly. This is why he hated them at sometimes. They 

WhoGoro_ib3Goro Report | 02/27/2010 9:09 pm

Hi.
Bye.

Parade of the Sunsets Report | 02/16/2010 8:16 pm

Yeah, something like that.
Aha~

Parade of the Sunsets Report | 02/15/2010 5:33 pm

I think I totally went overboard and OOC o_____o Meh.


He’s Just Not That Into Me… Is He?





“He’s totally into you.” A girl repeated.


“I know. You’ve said this for like the sixteenth time!” A boy exclaimed.


“Well, you sure as hell don’t SEEM like you know.” She snottily replied.


This was yet another one talk where a boy and a girl were conversing. They were staying over at the girl’s house, just talking and hanging out as they usually do every Saturday when they had nothing planned. They were locked in her room, sitting on her bed.


Now, who were these people, you ask?


 The boy was no other than Jay, one of the popular, and totally ‘hot,’ jocks. He was part of the “advanced players” group that people liked to call. He was in the group where all the cute jocks hanged out together. His usually neat black hair was messed up and sloppy. He wore an oversized plain black t-shirt with black slacks. They looked like they hardly fit him, what with all the sagging, or whatever they called it anyways. At least the colors reflected his personality: depressed. 


Jay was talking to no one other than his best female friend Autumn. She was one of the people known as the “insane troupé” at the school. They were the groups doing random and stupid things that always caused chaos to the school. She wore a red long-sleeved with “I’M BORED. ENTERTAIN ME NOW,” placed onto there, a shirt she had Tomi, a friend, make. She wore her usual gray sweatpants.  Her auburn hair was tied messily into a ponytail, one that looked utterly hideous. She hardly gave a damn when Jay complained though. He didn’t look much better.


They were both the age of 16, sophomores in their high school, Destiny High. It was a totally cliché name, they both agreed, but their education seemed to have excelled. That was basically the reason they went there. That, and there were some really cute guys there. Yes, guys. Did I forget to mention that Jay was homosexual? Well, now you know.


Now, what were they talking about? Why, no other than Destiny High’s idol, player, heartthrob, and heartbreaker: Riku. He was the most popular boy in the entire school. Regardless of being a Junior, more than 3/4s of the seniors knew him. He was smart, funny, hot, and every other positive adjective you could possibly think of. Autumn swore that he literally sparkled in the sun when she first saw him. Jay totally agreed with her. 


Topic of the conversation? How he “was totally into Jay” and how “the hints he dropped off were totally obvious,” as well as a few insults of how slow Jay was at realizing feelings. 


But was Jay slow, or was Autumn just overreacting? Buying Jay a t-shirt for his birthday meant nothing to him since it was so usual to him. Autumn, however, spazzed out when she heard the news. Was she crazy? Of course she was.


“I think he’d totally go out with you.” Autumn stated, restarting the previous conversation all over again.


“That’s impossible. As far as we both know, he’s straight. I’m ga-“Jay was abruptly cut off.


“Homosexual.” Autumn interrupted.


“Homosexual.” Jay sighed before continuing on. “There’s no way he’d go ga- homosexual,” he 


corrected him, “Just for me. I mean seriously. There’s just no chance of it happening.”


	“Well, you know what they say.” Autumn replied.


“What do they say?” Jay hesitated, afraid of what horror she was going to say now.


“All the good, hot guys are either taken, handicapped or gay. And as far as I’m concerned, he’s not dating anyone right now and he’s obviously not handicapped in any way or form.” Autumn smiled.


 	“Oh god, don’t even start with that right now.” Jay slapped his forehead.


“Why? Afraid to know the truth?” Autumn cooed.


Jay blushed, only creating the smile plastered onto Autumn’s face bigger. “I know the truth, and he’s just not that into me.”


“Alright, want me to prove it?” 


“How?”