Jakeobi

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Last Login: 11/23/2010 6:45 pm

Gender: Male

Location: everywhere yet nowhere! ooooo scary!

Occupation: thinking of a way to kill all of us

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hmm..to start my name is not really jakeobi its a name i used in a horribly writen fan fiction my real name it kurt,but i aslo use the nick name "KURTZOR" ,i am a very lazy, fat,(yes fat wanna fight about it?...wanna say somthing? well good do so its your first amendment but if you try to fight me well ill have to hide under the nearest thing) shy,and polite (im told) gamer and otaku, i play metal gear solid, devil may cry, ,hitman,and rachet and clank series, call of duty4, halo3,and almost all xbox 360 games but i still like the wii and ps3....i watch anime sometimes like MAGICAL POKAAN (LIRU ROCKS!!)and i used to watch law and order SVU religiously, now i watch the x files....my fovorite anime are azumanga dioh,cowboy be-bop and samuri champloo,inuyasha, some death note,.my other hobbies include drawing/designing fictional weapons and alienish creatures....i at times have a twisted and violent mind:me and my freind Kagelong were discusing the new SAW vdeo game(due halloween '09)and i said "wouldnt it be cool if you could design your own death trap for different targets?"and he said "next time i come over... im taking my gun " because im TwiSTeD
as for music i like any thing that is rock like disturbed,Coheed and cambria,slipknot,and others i like emo-ish music too like taking back sunday,my chemical romance, and yes some falloutboy... also 80's and oldies like aha,beates, and old style things like jim noir and reel big fish but they're ska
i will now list random favorite things:

anime: Magical pokaan or Magipoka(for comedy) action:N/A
Manga:Yotsuba&!
video game systems:
#1 ps3 and xbox 360
#2 ps2
#1 wii

video games
FPS:Bioshock
RPG:probably folklore or any jrpgs
RTS:Warhammer 40k dawn of war dark crusade
Stealth:Metal Gear Solid 4
sanbox: the godfather
original razz ortal/shadow of the colossuss
favorite miniature games:warhammer40k and warmachine
races: orks and khador

show on tv: x files/house
animated show:family guy and futurama
drink:Full Throttle:mother
ice cream: cookie dough
food:buffalo wings or chinese food and nachos and cheese
band:coheed and cambria
color: red
favorite class in rpgs: barbarian class or that of similarity
animal:wolf, werewolf
car:lamborghini and yaris
gun(s):FAMAS,tommy gun,p90,mosin nagant,

ABOUT ME,ME
Im a: misanthrope and agnostic
Age:16
Eyes:hazel
hair:im bald right now
height:how the F do i know?
weight: more than your skinny a** lol
religion:patafarian
Sexual orientation: straight....wait if strait means hetero then does that mean gay people are crooked? wtf? those un-scientific words for that make no sense.

if i had to describe myself in one word or phrase : chaotic-perfectionist

things i love: animals on a plate dead prefrebly fried(lulz), video games, Cthulhu, Liru, technology, progress

people/orginizations i like: seth green,kevin smith,naafp(national association for the advancement of fat people),and....im bored

people/orginizations i HATE razz ETA,hippies, and basically evrything no not really

things i hate: nature(or rather in the summer),poloticians, society,humans, and unintelligent jokes even though i make them.

relationship satus: the same ill always be, alone,

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squished_firefly Report | 07/18/2009 3:16 pm
squished_firefly
stop doing douchey things to hurt the environment its not nice...
twisted xyster Report | 06/19/2009 10:49 pm
twisted xyster
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twisted xyster Report | 06/19/2009 10:29 pm
twisted xyster
what the hell are you doing on?
squished_firefly Report | 06/14/2009 1:51 pm
squished_firefly
wait so they decided against the bio mass shiz then?
squished_firefly Report | 05/26/2009 7:48 pm
squished_firefly
not meh kiki it costed 690k!
squished_firefly Report | 05/26/2009 7:42 pm
squished_firefly
coolio... meh kiki meows "hi"
squished_firefly Report | 05/26/2009 7:36 pm
squished_firefly
hi kurt! XD
squished_firefly Report | 03/25/2009 7:32 pm
squished_firefly
yeah... but not as fun as twitter...
squished_firefly Report | 03/25/2009 7:02 pm
squished_firefly
what the hell is penny-arcade?
squished_firefly Report | 03/25/2009 6:56 pm
squished_firefly
twitter is fun though...
 

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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Everyone's furry for Liru!

cleansing the galaxy one planet at a time....

Vi veri veniversum vivus vici

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe