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xXEmo_CookehsXx Report | 02/03/2009 6:27 pm

Wait a minute man








Hey check this out man (tell it) 








There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) 








There was this blind man right(hey)








He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey








He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)








He stopped he took a deep breath he said 








"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>








You like that s**t man (that was pretty good)








Hey man I got a gang of that s**t man








I tell you what my man on the guitar, 








Hey fool on the drums. 








Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha ********' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

















Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need 








We can go to the park after dark








Smoke that tumbleweed








As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong 








And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. 








So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems








Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale








Skatin' on ragged rims








So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville








If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.

















Well it was just sundown in small white town








They call it East Side Palmdale (well)








When the Afroman walked through the white land








Houses went up for sale (hell)








Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs








When i met a little girl name Jan








I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan








We ******** on the bed








******** on the floor








******** so long I grew a ********' afro








Then I ******** to the left 








******** to the right








She sucked my d**k 'til the s**t turned white








I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba








Got my a** lookin' like a zebra








I put on my clothes and I was on my way








When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet








And so I ran, I jumped out the back window








But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four 








Oh he beat me to the left 








He beat me to the right 








The mother ******** wooped my a** all night








But i aint mad at a prejudice dad








That's the best damn p***y I ever had








I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine








I'm gonna f**k that b***h just one more time

















[CHORUS]








Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need 








We can go to the park, after dark








Smoke that tumbleweed 








As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs








Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong








And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong








So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems








Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale








Skatin' on datin' rims








So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville








If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will

















I met this lady in Hollywood 








She had green hair but damn she looked good 








I took her to my house 'cause she was fine








But she whupped out a d**k that was bigger than mine 

















I met this lady from Japan 








Never made love with an African








I ******** her once 








I ******** her twice 








I ate that p***y like shrimp-fried rice 








Don't be amazed with at stories I tell ya 








I met a woman in the heart of Australia








Had a big butt and big titties too








So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo

















See I met this woman from Hawaii








Stuck it in her a** and she said aaiiiii








Lips where breakfast








p***y was lunch








Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

















Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky








She said I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me 








I came in her mouth it was a crisis 








I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spi

OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 08/28/2008 2:36 pm

-_-;

II Corrupted Prototype II Report | 08/21/2008 7:38 pm

nice profile

YuNG LaTiNo Report | 08/02/2008 5:12 am

sorry i was busy with work an football practice an.................stuff << >>

OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 08/02/2008 5:06 am

GRRRRRR SPAZZ OUT ON SUM1 ELSE'S PAGE!!! >=oO

OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 2:29 pm

O.o......xD

OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 2:27 pm

D: i spent it on me jacket

OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 1:41 pm

ma avi is completed!! biggrin ishn't it shmexxi i kno i kno xP

OoJessicaRabbitoO Report | 07/29/2008 1:38 pm

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YuNG LaTiNo Report | 07/25/2008 6:13 pm

xD