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Not much to see here. Just your run of the mill half-women / half-machine indie hipster supergenius superhero ninja rockstar velociraptor with a heart of gold, dual laser cannons, rocket boosters, and 16" spinnaz. In short, I'm as cool as a longcat is long, and you can take that to the bank, cash it in, put it in your pipe, and smoke it. I'm what you'd get if you put Chuck Norris, Reese Witherspoon, Bruce Campbell, Jennifer Aniston, Christopher Walken and Sarah Michelle Gellar in a blender, strained out the Intarweb, added pineapple chunks and a few cherries, and set on smoothie. 100% pure awesomeness in a frosty mug. Women want to be me, men want me, and vice versa. But like Highlander, there can only be one. And like your mom's fine china, I am look but no touch. But you better wear sunglasses. Because I can blind you. Or worse. I'm the nuclear Ark of the Covenant. And don't you forget it.
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