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Host: And we welcome you back to random host game show! And here's our guest, Ishiguro Taika! Let's give her a hand! (chopped off hand flies onto stage) Not THAT kind of hand...Me: (stares) What the...? ANYWAY! Let's get on with the show!
Host: So what's your name?
Me: Not tellin', stalkers. XP
Host: -_-' How old are you?
Me: NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU THAT!!! GO AWAY, *****!!!!!!!
Host: Will you stop that? What about hair?
Me: Yes, I have hair...
Host: (rolls eyes in annoyance) Fine! COLOR of hair?
Me: Black.
Host: Now we're gettin' somewhere! Eyes?
Me: Yes, I also have eyes. What the heck do you think I am? An alien?!
Host: (rolls eyes again) I mean COLOR of eyes!!
Me: Why did you just say so?!?!
Host: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
Me: Fine... Brown eyes. Dark brown eyes.
Host: Race?
Me: Me? Oh no, I don't run.
Host: No, I didn't mean-
Me: Horse racing? Heck no! I don't bet!
Host: NO! WHAT NATIOANALITY ARE YOU?!
Me: OH!!!!! I'm a mutt.
Host: Care to be specific?
Me: Not really.
Host: -_-' Color?
Me: Are you a racist or something, pal??
Host: NO I'M NOT!!!!! STOP TWISTING AROUND THE QUESTIONS!!!
Me: (snickers) Fine, moody. Geez. Thought only woman could PMS... Are you a woman in disguise? Or just plastic surgery gone bad?
Host: THAT'S IT! I'M OUT!!!!!!!! (stomps out)
Me: HEY!!! WAIT UP!!! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!!!! (runs after him)
~~After I Catch Him~~
Host: (glaring at me from corner) I hate you...
Me: ^^' I know you do. Anyway, my favorite color is black, any shade of blue, reds, silver, and white. I love anime! And I like so much random crap that it'd just be easier stating what I don't like...
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Actually, I also dislike a lot... so this is pointless. ^^
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