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Furry Hater's CreedI hereby solemnly swear that I will do all I can to uphold the values of humanity, not insanity, as the cornerstone of any society.
To do this, I swear that I will not hesitate to destroy the Furries wherever they may stand or whomever they may be, nor will I back down from my duties.
I realize that their perversion is a black mark on humanity which cannot be wiped clean. It must be cut out entirely and destroyed as a cancer.
Just as the depravity of the Furry knows no bounds, nor shall my thirst for their permanent extermination.
I pledge that I will do all I can to obliterate the Furry fandom, and I swear that all the sick ******** who align themselves with said fandom will go with it into the fiery pits of hell.
And when I am finished, when my glorious task is done, when the last Furry on Earth has been obliterated into nothing more than a smear of sicko porn and ******** plush toy, I will rise and say “Look here. The deed is done.” And I will be exalted in glory eternally.
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And no, jacqueline doesnt exist.
Neither do you.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
also the pictures your mom sent me were of the structure of your house. But I'm keeping them, so I can practice that Eternal Witness spell.
In addition, candlesticks in bathrobes wielding magic swords are the coolest things ever.
also, yo mama so white she makes mayonnaise feel like it needs to bleach itself.
and yo mama such a nice lady she makes cookies for the local orphanages.
and yo mama so american she orders hamburgers and/or coffee on occasion.
also, the ghost of Ivan the Terrible called. He wants his grotesque neckbeard back.
Federal offenses, all of them. Report to the nearest ******** station immediately to receive all the ******** i give.
Scratch that, I seem to be fresh out. Wouldnt you know it? Every single time you try to front. huh.