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' One day God came down to visit Adam and Eve. He told them he had two gifts, they could each choose which they wanted.
"The first gift." God began, "Would allow you to stand-up and pee at the same time. This could be fun as you could write your name in the snow and aim your urine at particular objects."
Rather quickly Adam jumped up and said, "I'd like that gift!"
God looked to Eve who only shrugged and said, "It sounds like a wonderful gift, but if he wants it so badly, he can have it."
God nodded and gave Adam his gift. Adam quickly ran off writing his name in urine on a random tree.
Eve then asked God, "So what is my gift, lord?"
God replied, "A brain" '
Oh, yeah That pretty much sums up the difference.
A-2-Z About Me Survey
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bamachic49
{---Basics---}
Name: Johnathan
Nickname(s): Mr. Milky, Milky, Dynomite, Mark, Orr, John, and so on
Age: 16
Birthday: April 14 1991
Birthplace: Who know who cares
Current Location: New Baden (City of the Corn Fields)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red
Height: 6'0
Weight: 175
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Th head One
What Do You Drive: Mustange
Screenname: Nope not telling
{---Favorites---}
Color: Hot Pink
Number: 69
Band: Rammstien
Music Genre: Rock
TV Show: Scrubs
Movie: What a Women Wants
Actor: Roben Williams
Actress: None
Kind of Movie: Romantic Comedy
Cartoon: Bleach NAuto, Anime in all
Sport: Soccer
Fast Food Restaurant: Mac Donaldes
Food: Fries
Ice Cream: Vinilla
Cereal: Lucky Charms
Candy: Hearshys
Drink: Milk
Alcoholic Beverage: Bloody Mary
Quote: If a man stands alone, then leave him alone, but if you chose to bug him bring a gun.
{---Do You---}
Have any siblings: 5
Have any pets: 3
Have a job: Yes
Have a cellphone: Yes
Have any special talents or skills: Drawing
Have any fears: No
Have a bedtime: Sometimes
Sing in the shower: Mostly
Want to go to college: Hell ya
Get along with your parents: sometimes
Have any piercings: no
Have any tattoos: not yet
Swear: always
Smoke: no
Drink: well no
Do Drugs: no
{---Love & All That Crap---}
Ever been in love: Yes
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: nope
Are you single: nope
Are you in a relationship: Well that question is stupped. I answered the one above it
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes
Ever been dumped: nope
Ever dumped someone: yep
{---This or That---}
Fruit or Vegetable: friut
Black or White: Gray
Lights On or Lights Off: lights off
TV or Movie: movie
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: Bofe
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Spring
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses
{---Have You Ever---}
Danced in a public place: Yes
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Hoppen
Talked to someone you don't know: All the time
Drank alcohol: yep
Done drugs: no
Partied 'til the sun came up: close
Gotten a ticket: no
Been arrested: no
Been convicted of a crime: no
Been in a wreck: Gocart
Been out of the country: nope
{---Random & Silly Junk---}
Are you a virgin: nope
Ever TP'd someone's house: yep
Ever egged someone's house: nope
How many languages do you speak: two
Who do you compare yourself to: my dad
Ever regret anything: all the time
Do you like being tickled: its funn-----depending and the person and amount of clothes
What are your goals: die happly married
Are your fingers tired: no
Are you tired of this survey: alittle
Are you happy: right now ya
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i got my first kiss on gaia!! check out my profile biggrin
*poses as cherry blossoms blow in the wind*
I CHALLANGE YOU TO A COOLNESS BATTLE!!
*smerks8 not that you stand a chance that is...
This is the new account Foo!
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-i'd better get off before i get in more trouble...
and you?