Birthday: 09/29
there a fireing squad standing in front of a line of 3 people, a american a brish man and a polland guy. the squads about to shot the american they say "ready set!"and he thought 'oh i got think quickly' and he yells "tornado!" and everyones like "what!?" and they look around. the american gets away. the squads like 'oh well we still have the other 2' so they aim there guns and they say "ready set" the british guy was like 'oh i got to think quickly' and he yells "earthquack!" and everyones like "what?!" and they look around and the british guy gets away, and there like 'oh well we have the last one' so they say "ready set" and the polands like 'i have to think quickly' and he yells "fire!"
a three legged dog walked in a bar and said "im looking for the guy who shot my pa!"
All jokes and a big heart <3
"they laugh at us because were idiots, we laugh at them because it toke them so long to relize it"
"when life give you lemons...make fruit punch and watch the world wonder how you did it"
i used to work at a orange juice factory but i got caned cause i couldnt concentrate
Whats black and white and red all over ;).......A NUN ROLLING DOWN A HILL
Why did the baby cross the rode? .......it was stapled to the chicken!
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to answer your question I am engaged to my childhood sweetheart who finally came home after 3 years
other then that how are you? it's been so long
and awww im sorry to hear that what did he do? i havent spoken to him in ...well awhile lol....
and yes dorks are the best <3 sometimes mines....a little.....well...slow sometimes he doesnt get the female mind very well xD
as he found out tonight one of my best friends (rachel) at work i was venting about whats been bugging me and she told him >///<
and well... surprisingly he wasn't mad :3 but yeah im gonna miss the hell outta him when i go to dads for a week D: >.<
an uber dork too o.e;;
its been nearly 8 months i don't think he is going to hurt me ... at least not anytime soon lol
you don't know him he doesnt have a gaia i met him at work
we've been together 7 months
basically he's the best guy i have been with he takes care of me lol
hes a nerd though XP but that makes him all the more better