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CHRISTMAS GIFTS!
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i am ryan.....
my friends in real life are...
iIronic Platypus (ryan)
iIronic Hobo (connor)
Ironic Dino (seth)
Armageddon Ponies (isabelle)
Deep Fries (ethan)
I like a lot of sports and i like to cook
AVI ART AND SIGNS??????? ILL BE UR BEST FRIEND!!!!!!
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iiwuv cookiez Report | 10/15/2009 3:27 pm

This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!! 








This chain letter is real 


so follow the instructions 


and something 


good will happen!! 





























LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!! 

















Sorry, 


but this chain 


letter is for real. 


When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, 


she ignored it and a week later the love of her 


life dumped her for no good reason so 


BEWARE, 


and just send the stupid letter!!!!!! 























The Lovers of the Heart 








In order to form 


a more perfect kiss, 


enable the 


mighty hug to promote 


to whom we please 


but one 


kiss. 











Article 1: 





Statement of Love: 


The 


Kiss 





1. 





Kiss on the 


hand 


I adore you 








2. 





Kiss on the cheek 


I just 


want to be friends 





3. 





Kiss on the 


neck 


I want you 





4.





Kiss on the 


lips 


I love you 





5.





Kiss on the 


ears 


I am just playing 





6.








Kiss anywhere else 


lets not get carried away 








7. 





Look in your eyes 


kiss 


me 





8.





Playing with your hair 





I can't live without you 


9. 





Hand on your waist 


I love 


you to much to let you go 














Article 2: 


The Three Steps 








1. 





Girls: 


If any 


guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 





2. 





Guys 


If any 


girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 





3.





Guys 


&amp; Girls 


Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to 


stare. 











Article 3: 


The Commandments








1.





Thou shall not squeeze 





too hard. 





2.





Thou shall not ask for 


a kiss, 


but take one. 





3.





Thou shall kiss 





at every opportunity. 











* Remember * 





A peach is a peach 


A plum is a plum, 


A kiss isn't 


a kiss 


Without some tongue. 


So open up your mouth 


close your eyes, 





and give your tongue 


some exercise!!! 














Here are a few reasons 


why guys 


like girls: 





1.





They will 


always smell good 


even if its just shampoo 





2. 


The 


way their heads always 


find the right spot on our shoulder 








3. 


How cute they look when they sleep 








4. 


The ease in which they fit into our arms 








5. 


The way they kiss you and 


all of a sudden 


everything 


is right in the world 





6. 


How 


cute they are when they eat 





7. 


The way they 


take hours 


to get dressed 


but in the end 


it makes it all worth 


while 





8.





Because they are always 


warm 


even when its minus 30 outside 





9. 


The way they 


look good 


no matter what they wear 





10. 


The 


way they fish for compliments 


even though you both know that you 


think 


she's the most 


beautiful thing on this earth 





11. 


How 


cute they are when they argue 





12. 


The way her 


hand always finds yours 





13.





The way they 


smile 





14. 


The way you feel 


when you see their name 





on the call ID 


after you just had a big fight 





15. 


The way she says 





'lets not fight anymore' 





even though you know that 


an hour later.... 





16. 


The 


way they kiss when 


you do something nice for them 





17.





The way they kiss you 


when you say 


'I 


love you' 





18. 


Actually ... 


just the way they kiss you... 








19. 


The way they fall into your arms 


when they 


cry 





20. 


Then the way they apologize 


for crying over 


something that silly 





21. 


The way they 


hit you 


and expect it to hurt 





22. 


Then 


the way they apologize 


when it does hurt. 


(even though 


we don't admit it)! 





23.





The way they 


say 


'I miss you' 





24. 


The way you 


miss them 





25. 


The way their tears 


make you want to 


change the world 


so that it 


doesn't hurt her anymore..... 








Yet 


regardless 


if you love them, 


hate them, 


wish they would die 


or 





know that you would die 


without them ... 


it matters not. 


Because 


once in your life, 


whatever they were to the world 


they become 


everything to you. 


When you look them in the eyes, 


traveling to 


the 


depths of their souls 


and 


you say a million things 


without trace of 


a so

dorkifiedd- Report | 03/07/2009 10:23 pm