Hello. A few things about me:
1.) I hate random friend requests, so don't do that. I want to get to know you before I add you to my friends list.
2.) Don't beg me for money, because I DON'T HAVE ANY.
3.) If you're a jerkface, I'm going to be a smartass b***h and make you hate me. So don't talk to me if you're going to be a jerkface.
4.) If I'm trying to be funny and failing miserably, just tell me. D:
5.) If I'm being annoying, just tell me.
6.) If I'm being mean and you don't deserve it, tell me.
7.) Don't EVER say "STFU noob" to me. I WILL slap you.
8.) I'm a total hippie. cool

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Hippie War: Peace vs. Love
Peace: 7 ~ Love:16

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Quotes from Other People (not me D: )

In the center of the town center lay a cardboard picture thingy of Christopher Paolini. It appeared to have been shot in the head and spit on. Nearby lay the mutilated corpses of three eleven year old kids and an old man. The banner they had been carrying (We love Eragon!) lay nearby, buried under a pile of charred Eragon become Best-Seller! newspaper articles. A large sign still stood: Welcome To Critique Village ~ Christopher

Um, hey. I know you guys are mad at me but I do not know why. Do I really deserve to get hit by a bus guys? Cause I do not think that is very nice. Or friendly. So if you cloud explain everything to me that would be great. ~ Emily

Sometimes the things you peoples say is so stupids it just makes me want to shoot somethings. ~ Christopher

Jake: Should I be upset and forgive the person who told everyone I had sex with them?
Ryan: It wasn't some disgusting carcass of a whale, was it?

A Wafer:again missed you all!
Ryan: Shame I didn't miss you.
A Wafer: Go hack up a hair ball kitty!
Ryan: Kind of hard for me to do something like that, seeing as how I'm not a cat.

Steph: I'm so ugly. D:
AJ: Ooh, another self-basher. What do we say to self-bashers, people?
Josh:I think we all know what to say to Steph the self basher.
....
Sex?

A Wafer: You shouldn't b***h about people!
Christopher: Yes, instead you should continually tell everyone what you think. That way you won't have anyone to talk to when you want to talk about someone.

Thorin: You don't really look that bad. =D
TP: Yeah, cause that is an awsome pick up line. "Hey babe, wanna go out? You dont look THAT bad."
UV: Now you put it that way...I'm deciding whether or not to remain flattered. XD
TP: I think he meant it in a flattering way. He just fails to think before he speaks.
Thorin: I'm not a very thinking person, it's true.
UV: I always think. Just not about anything appropriate.

UV: Thorin...I love you as an online friend.
Thorin: Aww... How incredibly sweet. XD It's okay, I understand.
Fenris: So...does that mean you two make-a online sexy time?

Lizzie: Thorin. Thorin. Sit down. I think you've had too much to drink.
Thorin: The words 'too much to drink' mean nothing to me.
SMJ: Please... don't become one of... them.
Thorin: ...Those words don't mean anything to me, either. Care to explain?
SMJ: People who turn an otherwise perfectly nice, romantic evening into an insane madhouse with streakers.
Thorin: SMJ, you must be snorting.
SMJ: Nope.
Thorin: Smoking, then. Or possibly shooting? Or pill-popping?
SMJ: Nah, the military would be on me like a fish in water.
Thorin: Hmm. Maybe you're just flat out insane, then.
SMJ: Nah, the military would still kick me out.
Thorin: Misinformed? Misguided? Temporarily high?

Rinnie: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
TP: I'd say it's the other way around, Rinion. Kinky just seems less-intense than erotic.
Rinnie: Hey, don't dispute the wisdom of our ancestors. They would know.
TP biggrin epends who the ancestors are. If it comes from some Iranian ancestors, I'd say they don't know much about Sexuality.
Rinnie: By definition, all ancestors have had sex. So they should know some things.

AH: What the hell, Germans have no sense of humour, never mind the ability to use innuendo.
A: Did you know that the vast majority of BDSM gear is produced in Germany? And that consentual sex is legal at 13? Have you ever been to a Rammstein concert? And finally, what does a sense of humor have to do with the level of sexual deviance? All the lack of humor means is that they're actually serious about it. You stand corrected.

Rinnie: People, people, this isn't a place for statistics! It's a place for sexiness.
Fenris: But...what about sexy statistics?

Rinnie: Black [leather] with metal studs is sexalicious. But red with sequins is fantastic. XD
Fenris: I'll take sexalicious over fantastic any day.

Rinnie: *Slaps Fenris on the head. The lower one.*
Fenris: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...hang on a minute...I just got d*ck slapped? By a guy?

Fenris: This has graduated from maybe sexy to incredibly disturbing.

Josh: Remember, playing card games is like having sex. It becomes less fun as you get older, and if you don't expect it, then its bound to be funner. So remember, always wear a condom while playing card games.

AH: Am I the only person finding this disturbing? Or am I just the only person with a social life? >_>

I love EVERYTHING about those quotes. <3