Another day closer to Xmas! I can't wait to see the childlike joy on all of your merry faces when I give you your presents, but there's still more work to be done! My polar estate has fallen into considerable disrepair in my absence-- why, even my trusty lawnmower has gone on the fritz!
It just sits there in the garage, making horrible grinding metal noises, smoking and spitting oil and throwing out sparks. Didn't I have a gift certificate for a free repair? Oh well, I'll go take a look; I'm sure I can just reach in and fiddle with the blades a little!
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It just sits there in the garage, making horrible grinding metal noises, smoking and spitting oil and throwing out sparks. Didn't I have a gift certificate for a free repair? Oh well, I'll go take a look; I'm sure I can just reach in and fiddle with the blades a little!