Verbal Diarrhea
favorite qoutes:
"e-mail is like a prison... a prison with no walls... or toilet."
-Strong Bad
"Wonchop: We all know what the true meaning of Christmas is. It's not about the gifts that we give or receive...
Wez: ...It's about spending time with those you love?
Wonchop:
stare pffft... no.
twisted IT'S ABOUT THE OUTRAGEOUSLY SIZED CHOCOLATE YOU GET!!!"
-Wonchop Theodore Monkeyman
"If the Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about, then those of us who can follow directions have it made."
-P.D.
"God is my scapegoat."
-Me
"Once you go gnome, there's no going home."
-Joseph Blanchette as 'Brudder the gnome'
"When in doubt, lob another grenade."
-A very intelligent person (i don't know who)
"Inside every person there is a blonde girl trying to find her way out."
-Heather Beard
"Zen and the art of Grammar - If you don't know how to spell a word then look it up in the dictionary. But how can you do that if you can't spell the word?"
-Ian McConville
pantspantspantspantspantspantspantspantspantspantspantspants.
and for those of you who are English
trouserstrouserstrouserstrouserstrouserstrouserstrouserstrousers.
anyways, away from my love of pants/trousers
i like:
pants/trousers, rpg's, shooters, people who are friendly, JELL-O products, cake, Cake (the band), macromedia flash, weird al yancovich, the beatles, manga, the boondocks(IT IS NOT ANIME OR MANGA!!!!! but it is very funny ^_^), vgcats, press start to play, penny arcade, grim tales from down below (greatest parody comic EVER), ps2 and gamecube, and the greatest game (that has been, is, and forever shall be) TALES OF PHANTASIA!!!!!!!!
i dislike:
people named or call themselves jared, lawyers (they are embodiements of satan), journalists, fish, school, people who over use the peace sign, white people who act black, over used pink, things in my room that aren't mine, teachers, my sister, my father, smoking, and people who mix rum with coke.
my philosphy for the negative people:
if you keep being negative, eventually you will be so negative that you will become posotive.
reasons why i'm still alive:
the funny pages, tv and videogames.
because of recent technical difficulties, i can't put my AIM or YIM screen names so i am forced to post them here.
AIM: DiabolicalLemur
YIM: toast_and_syrup
And for all you Inu-Yasha fans who just can't stop talking about it, please take the time to read this short comic that i strongly agree with:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=191
if you feel as if you should be doing something else other than view this profile and you for some reason think that it may take about 5-10 minutes of your soon to be wasted time please feel free to read
this comic and save yourself the time of having to think of something
The following list is a list of videogame/anime characters that are most likely gay (or bisexual in some cases((will be marked with "(b)"
wink )):
Tidus, Wakka, Luigi, Alphonse Elric, Shaman Raven, Liquid Snake, Raiden, Solidus Snake (b), The Pain, Colnel Volgin, Colnel Campbell, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles (b), Big, Kazooie, Sig, Clank, Ganon (b), Koopa Kid... (send me more names and i will add them)
heartless pown you beeyotch
Read these for many laughs
the ladel is coming... and he will find you.
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*pokes you with a broken spork*
I like bacon. ^_^