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"The hell that I live in is called reality. The heaven I write about is called fantasy." -Lia Taylor"Don't let anyone look down on you because you are young. Be an example to all believers in the way you live, in your love, your faith, and your purity." -1 Timothy 4:12
"And now these three remain: faith hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." -Corinthians 13:13
"It doesn't rain in squares." -Jeff Manion
"How do I get through life? I take it one breath at a time." -Renee Katz
"Anime: More addicting than crack." - Anonymous
"A sad memory is like an echo." -Anonymous
"Optimists are those who go after Moby d**k in a row boat with a bucket of tarter sauce." -Zig Zigler
"Looking at the calendar, I see Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. There is no Someday." -radio commercial for Home Depot
"God is more important that math homework." -Lia Taylor
"Flame if you wish, for somehow I will find a way to use the flames to make waffles, for I like waffles." -Unknown
"Best friends are the ones that can see the hurt in your eyes when others are fooled by your smile." -A friend's Poem, Unknown
"Even though I can feel the internal bleeding and large amounts of swelling beneath my belly button, it doesn't matter- my dress is ruined!" -Alyson Knenelein
"Who says life is fair? Life is never fair." -grandfather, "Princess Bride"
"Yes, you're very smart. Now shut up." -grandfather, "Princess Bride"
"I've got my country's fiftieth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and gilder to frame for it. I'm swamped." -Prince Humperdink, "Princess Bride"
"In the mean time, rest, and dream of large women." -Masked guy, "Princess Bride"
"What in the world is that?!" -Vizzini, "Princess Bride"
"My name's Humperdink, but my friends call me Humpy." -Prince, "Happily N'Ever After"
"Ha. Your pig fiance is too late!" Wesley, "Princess Bride"
"You be careful. People with masks can't be trusted." -Fessik, "Princess Bride"
"Life is like a bicycle. If you fall off, you die." -Alicia Arney
"I love all the colors of the rainbow. But I like others better." -Alicia Arney
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." -Masked guy, "Princess Bride"
"Yes, I shall go down in history as a man who opened a door!" -Signore DaVinci "Ever After"
"Athos: Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day.
Guard: You're under arrest.
Aramis, Porthos: A fool.
Guard: Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?
[to his comrades:]
Porthos: Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair.
Aramis: Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender.
D'Artagnan: Excuse me, but there's four of us.
Athos: It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer.
D'Artagnan: I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer.
Porthos: Warrior!
Aramis: Poet!
Athos: You got a name, boy?
D'Artagnan: D'Artagnan.
Athos: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
Porthos: Pleased to meet you again.
Aramis: Pleasure.
Porthos: Everyone acquainted?
[the four whirl around and unsheathe their swords]
Porthos: NOW, we are prepared to resist you!" -The Three Musketeers
"Porthos: Champagne?
Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: You're right - something red." -The Three Musketeers
"Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet.
Porthos: [to D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young.
Athos: Take the reins, boy." -The Three Musketeers
"Aramis: We must pray for our sins.
[husband busts in and fires]
Aramis: On second thought, God's often busy." -The Three Musketeers
"D'Artagnan: WAIT!
Cardinal Richelieu: You object to losing your head?
D'Artagnan: Yes, I like it where it is!" -The Three Musketeers
"[as D'Artagnan is prepared to be beheaded]
Girard: D'Artagnan! Don't lose your head!" -The Three Musketeers
"Bad Guy: It's Porthos the Pirate! AAAAH!
[the bad guys jump overboard]
D'Artagnan: Pirate?
Porthos: I told you I was famous." -the Three Musketeers
"D'Artagnan: Three duels in one day. Hmm." -The Three Musketeers
"Athos: Richelieu!
Cardinal Richelieu: You're too late, Musketeers! By now the Duke of Buckingham's signature is next to mine! The alliance is complete!
Athos: That would be difficult, considering the treaty never left France!
[pause]
Cardinal Richelieu: A minor problem!" -The Three Musketeers
"Athos: Your manners have not improved yet. You're late.
D'Artagnan: You in a hurry to die?
Athos: [Porthos and Aramis arrive] Here come the grave diggers now.
Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
Athos: Why not?
Porthos: I'm fighting him.
D'Artagnan: Not until 1 o'clock.
Aramis: I have a duel with him too.
D'Artagnan: Not until 2 o'clock." -The Three Musketeers
"Porthos: [D'Artagnan is driving and takes a sharp turn causing Porthos to spill his drink] That's it. Next time you drive." -The Three Musketeers
"Tu tienes queso en sus zapatos?" -Jennifer Dryfhout
"An eye for an eye only makes the world blind." -Mahatma Gandhi
"We're too cool for problems, we have issues." -Jenniferism
"We're too cool to roll, we bounce." -Jenniferism
"Breathing is overrated." -Alysonism
"There are no haunted hotels or restaurants, only haunted people." -anonymous
"Never give up on someone you can't go a day without think of." -Anonymous
"If you have no strategy, you have no strategy to ruin." -Lia Taylor
"Once you break your heart, you have nothing to fear for the next time." -Renee Katz
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" A mind is a terrible thing to waste... but yours is so small, I doubt anyone will notice." -Reginald Hunter
" I miss kindergarten, because that's when the definition of 'drama' meant that someone stole your crayons." -Deanna Thomas