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HI! CALL ME MELLO-YELLO. I'M IN MY MID TEENS AND I GET BORED EASILY SO THIS WILL PROBABLY STOP AND LEAVE YOU WITH AN UNFINISHED THINGAMABOBBERIT(i made up a word).
here is my story.....

One Fall night a woman in late pregnancy was sitting in a bar in downtown Nashville enjoying a cup of orange juice. She was angry. It was her ex-husbands birthday and she could tell that the baby would be coming soon. When the labor pains began her drinking buddies tried to get their friend to go to the hospital. But,being the stubborn woman she is, she refused to give birth on her ex's birthday. Her unborn daughter was impatient and demanded to be birthed immediately. After three hors of labor the woman finally agreed to go to the hospital. At 6:59 a.m. the woman gave birth to healthy daughter who was blessed with the most beautiful red hair ever to grace the head of anyone.