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I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!

So prepare for the coup of the century
*Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
**Respected, saluted**
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!
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CrimsonPhantom7

Report | 10/21/2007 3:51 pm

CrimsonPhantom7

gold..naa
Tabitha The Broken Doll

Report | 10/13/2007 8:26 am

Tabitha The Broken Doll

Well hello all.. User Image I'm EvelynElf.



This user is trash. User Image



If you want to be me friend on my new user

I'm



a_heartlessShadow.
Xx bound Angel xX

Report | 10/09/2007 11:10 am

Xx bound Angel xX

wooooow why you change your name? and what for you nakky
ultrapaint56

Report | 10/08/2007 8:07 pm

ultrapaint56

haha jake. u have ur rich lady friend anyways
-Freya Nocturne-

Report | 10/05/2007 7:24 pm

-Freya Nocturne-

You never told ME i have beautiful eyes...i feel unloved now
Evelyn Elf

Report | 10/04/2007 4:45 pm

Evelyn Elf

Huh?
-Freya Nocturne-

Report | 10/04/2007 1:50 pm

-Freya Nocturne-

HOW COMES YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT!?!?!?!?! *crys and runs back to his spaceship*
emomart666

Report | 09/30/2007 10:58 am

emomart666

N-NO I DONT! theyre grey! -begins poking eyes-



ummmmm...

-gets off you-

hehehehe... -runs away-
Evelyn Elf

Report | 09/30/2007 8:53 am

Evelyn Elf

GAHHH!!! *hits the floor with him ontop.*



You have, Beautiful eyes. User Image *sounds like a dumb *********
emomart666

Report | 09/30/2007 8:12 am

emomart666

YOU NO HUGGLE PATAR!! NOTHING GIVES U THAT RIGHT!!!

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-glomp- XD XD XD