About

I am the Grim Reaper, my girlfriend is the Goddess of Nature and I love her to death (my own death). I am Satan's assistant/best friend, her boyfriend, "The Demon", is one of my friends, and Satan's friend "The Angel", is another one of my good friends.
There's also God, she is everyone's master, and I live inside her(NOT WHAT YOU MAY BE THINKING, YOU SICK FREAK).
We can't forget about Jesus, the one that thinks of all the plans... (Throwing popcorn at Satan and "The Demon" wink . I understand how most girls are "boy crazy", but she brings it to another level... (Some guy that I don't know)...

So yeah... My life isn't so interesting. But on the bright side, I'm a pretty good artist.



A story from the Godly Tavern:

There once was a boy named Tony
And a lady Melanie; very lonely was she
So Tony left a comment on her Gaia
Melanie laughed so hard, she developed asthma
She lie hardly breathing the in the hospital bed
Friend Ashley says unto Tony, "You're dead."
Ashley beat up Tony in vengence for Melanie's pain
But Tony's spunk, she could not tame
Tony later left a comment on Ashley's Gaia
She laughed so hard at his heartfelt poem that she developed asthma
She and Melanie lie barely alive in their hospital beds
"Worry not," Said Erika, "You still exist in the love of their hearts and heads."
But Young Lady Erika, has not a Gaia
So she, alone, did not develop asthma
Lady Melanie died only a week later
Ashley lived, but was later eaten by a gator.
So the moral of this story?
Don't be a player-hater.
I would end this poem gently and kindly
but I decided I'd end it with the not-so-well-rhyming word, inequity.

By God (02/06/2007) (Editing by The Grim Reaper)





Here's some fan mail:

dear Grim Reaper,
Hey i love u and every one wants to have sex with you
so yeah just putting that out there!

Love,
Jesus


A comment from God:

This is Melanie...Melanie has a firey, horny, burning, sexy, loving, deep passion for Tony. She rapes him and he says, "Thank you." That is how deep their love is. =)




xYourBackUpPlanx (12:41:05 PM): I'm actually anti-vegitarian/vegan
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:41:09 PM): but I think fishing's cruel.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:41:31 PM): I couldn't imagine being a fish. Thinking you're getting food, then being hooked through the lip, strung up, suffocate, and then eaten. o_O.
the 3rd tardface (12:42:20 PM): I hate meat, and yet I still eat it.
the 3rd tardface (12:42:32 PM): Vegetables have feelings too.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:42:38 PM): Mmhmm.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:42:46 PM): Damn vegetarians in their murderous ways. >=O
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:42:55 PM): Not considering the feelings of the poor lettuce.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:43:56 PM): I love meat though.
the 3rd tardface (12:44:15 PM): I wish there was some kind of food that was never living.
the 3rd tardface (12:44:26 PM): But there's nothing like that on earth.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:44:33 PM): Uhh..
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:44:34 PM): Rocks?
the 3rd tardface (12:44:59 PM): yeah, but those aren't really edible...
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:45:07 PM): Yeah, but you can still eat them.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:45:08 PM): o_O.
the 3rd tardface (12:45:17 PM): Too hard to digest...
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:45:15 PM): I don't care.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:45:17 PM): I love meat.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:45:21 PM): Meat is murder.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:45:25 PM): tasty, tasty murder.
the 3rd tardface (12:45:33 PM): O.o
the 3rd tardface (12:46:34 PM): Why are we talking about food?xYourBackUpPlanx (12:46:46 PM): I don't know.
xYourBackUpPlanx (12:46:59 PM): What should we talk about? o_O.
the 3rd tardface (12:47:14 PM): Hmm...
the 3rd tardface (12:47:44 PM): I don't know, but I'm hungry again.
(Fun times talking with Sammie)