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Birthday: 03/04
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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl: "Slow down, i'm scared." Guy: "No, this is fun." Girl: "No it's not, please, it's so scary." Guy: "Then tell me you love me." Girl: "I love you, slow down." Guy: "Now give me a big hug." *She gave him a big hug* Guy: "Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's really bothering me." The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
My girl~
My friends are the kind of people who would walk into class late on the most important day of school with a taco in one hand and the latest manga in the other, then look at the teach with a straight face and say "Sorry ma'am I would've been here sooner but my unicorn stopped for a Skittle break." Here's to 6 years of no one understanding a god damn word we say~
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