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Birthday: 07/11

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Marblezz Report | 11/04/2010 9:32 am: Thanks for the sale.
Happykat54 Report | 07/14/2010 2:22 pm: HAPPPYYYYYY BIRRRRRRTTTTTTHHHHHHHDDDAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Happykat54 Report | 01/10/2010 8:00 am: Actually we were giggling about my name...for two hours it was Thomas Crapper XDDDD
alpof5 Report | 11/02/2009 8:45 am: Thanks for buying Please come again
Happykat54 Report | 10/20/2009 6:55 pm: Not long XD
Telephoto Report | 07/12/2009 4:02 am: The scene:

A large cake is wheeled in...

All is quiet and eyes are fixed on the dessert.

*pops out of cake in a thong* "Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

Jaws drop...eyes bleed...

The cake is quickly wheeled out.

(but yeh...happy birthday)
Ryukosay Report | 06/09/2009 5:53 pm: You are invited to join an active gundam Rp. We are about to engage in a major conflict and are looking for role-players to make the role-play more interesting so please check us out here
Kaelis Drake Report | 06/05/2009 12:46 am: Ah, I just realized that it was posted under my aquarium.
"Why punish at all? Arent we all killers in some way? (Also, why not punish plans and thoughts of murder? We're getting into the murky area of thoughtcrime here)"
Kaelis Drake Report | 06/03/2009 7:21 pm: I don't exactly remember anymore, but it was something involving thoughtcrime. biggrin
Dr-Housy Report | 06/01/2009 8:35 pm: Hi, babe!!! Ty for commenting You are so cool!!! biggrin
Youll be on the top of my list when i get rid of Cuddys fat booty, be sure of that
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*Cyber Pirate*

woah

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple.

Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears. Says, "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."

Good joke. Everybody laugh.

I am a kigurumin! <3