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HEY! My names duckguana( NOTE ) ~ i love cartooning. Oh yeah and music 4 life! though i may look a little dull and unhappy as an avi i actually am pretty happy and energetic most of the time.my favorite bands are,
Three days grace.
Red,
Breaking Benjamin,
ON/OFF,
Evanescence, and more...
I pretty much listen to rock, hard rock, classic rock and alternative
DREAM AVI

Total Value: 519,428 Gold
i only need fall of the morning star (2) and vampire hunter
to complete my dream avi! helping me would be very kind!
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it goes like this:
the kid throws a ball (whoever heard of a monkey that threw balls, huh?), then it goes around the world, it hits the kid in the stomach, then a monkey decides to break out of a zoo and grab the ball, but the kid insists its his own property, and the two go to court, but then in the middle of trial, the monkey has a hernia and falls down in a coma, so the ball automatically goes to the boy, who still insists on suing the judge for spilling coffee on his shirt, so he hires a lawyer, who happens to be a middle-aged man named Bob Schnider who's divorced and has 3 kids to himself. So Mr. Schnider takes over the case to feed his children, but then decides to marry another woman so he can force her to work in his place, but is unsuccessful in attracting women and commits suicide. Then the three kids are sent to an orphanage, but the food there is horrible so the kids get food poisoning and get sent to the hospital where the eldest of the three is situated in a bed next to the monkey in a coma. But the kid that originally started this dang story already had died by this time, and his will said to give the ball to his grandkid. Then his grandkid throws the ball, and it goes a round the world, and.....
oh, that, my friend, was by a train man dispute. no worries.
and we should get working on that comic weve been planning for a while.
im leaving it to you to figure out a random storyline, cuz ur super random when need be.
dont care what it is as long as it is rhetorical.
cya!