There's this really cool dudette, ok? She's standing around being all chill, like cool dudettes are known to do sometimes. A cool chick like this probably has a real
cool name. But she probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. She'd be way too busy for that. Busy being totally sweet.
But you could always try to
guess her name. And if you were right,
she might nod ever so slightly. That's a cool dude's way of letting you know there might just be hope for you yet.
She doesn't have time for this sort of bullshit.
Your name is DOVE STRIDER. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your BEDROOM WINDOW
is open to let some air in,
and your FAN is cranked. Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings
us to your variety of INTERESTS.
A cool chick like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out
UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR.
You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU. You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS.
You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM.
You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL
NETWORKING PROFILES. And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.
Your screen name is turntechGodhead.
What will you do?
ENTER NAME:
INSUFFERABLE p***k
DOVE STRIDER, KNIGHT OF TIME
Age - 14 (December 3rd, 1995)
Typing Style - no capitalization unless stressed,
no punctuation except for occasional ellipsis and single/multiple question marks
Strife Specibi - bladekind, 1/2 bladekind
Fetch Modus - Hash Map
Relations:
Bro - Adoptive older brother, genetic father
Rose's Mom - Genetic mother
Rose - Genetic sister
Davesprite - Alternate self
Terezi Pyrope - Patron troll
Live(s) in - A high-rise apartment in the big city. (Houston, Texas)
Planet - Land of Heat and Clockwork (LOHAC)
Likes - Sick beats, phat rhymes, weird preserved dead things, irony
Hates - Puppets
Dave was named by Doomish.
His Hash Map Modus was chosen by TheGentleman.
Dave's eyes are red, matching his Pesterchum text. His reluctance to remove his shades is likely due in part to this abnormal - almost mutant - candy red color.
From a conversation he shared with Terezi, he states he's an albino. This was, more than likely, just a way of trolling Terezi.
Dave and the author share some similarities. Notable points are Hussie's frequent use of Dave's radoutfits, recurring referrences to Dave's pursedlips, and Hussie's own admission that he finds Dave's dialogue to be the most natural one to write and that some of Dave's early dialogue was borrowed from actual chatlogs of his own. The two also ostensibly draw the same webcomic. Also, they both look insanely stylish in shades.
His astrological sign is Sagittarius.
Dave's hair is shaped like a bird, foreshadowing his prototyping of a crow and later Davesprite.
Dave's surname and use of broken and un-broken swords are a reference to Aragorn of the Lord of the Rings series, a character also referred to as "Strider."
Dave shares some similarities with the character "David" In the movie The Sandlot 2.
please note this is a MULE.
<=== THIS is the owner of said mule.
