Yeah Im a loser.
BUT IM THE COOLEST LOSER YOU'LL EVER MEET Ü

BE.CRAZY.BE.WILD
Because you arn't young forever

Make New Friends,
But Keep The Old,
New Friends Are Silver,
But Old Friends Are Gold

An aquintance will phone you in Jail.
A friend will visit you in Jail.
But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying
"Damn! We messed it up again!"

1 1 was a race horse.
22 was 1 2.
1 1 1 1 race,
and 2 2 1 1 2

One One was a race horse.
Two Two was one Too.
One One Won one race
And Two Two won one too
Geddit?

Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep.
Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky,
and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is 'never try'

Worst excuse for not turning in homework:
I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

If you learn more from failure than success,
that makes me the smartest person in the world.

A real friend is someone who walks in;
when the rest of the world walks out.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow;
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead;
Walk beside me, and just be my friend.

PLEASE TAKE TIME TO READ ALL THESE QUOTES AND SAYINGS.

I don’t suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it.

Seen it all.
Done it all.
Can't remember most of it...

He who laughs last..
Thinks Slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some don't have film.

Honk if you love Peace and Quiet!

The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.