DeutscheElfie

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Last Login: 07/20/2016 12:40 pm

Registered: 10/31/2005

Gender: Female

Location: wishing it was Germany

Birthday: 08/17/1987

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I'm 25, taken, and have an obsession with old keys, musical instruments and street art.

Am also trying to be...semi-famous with my original songs...check the link below or on my siggy if you are interested. No pressure. None at all.

Check out my YouTube homepage for original songs by me!
http://www.youtube.com/user/DeutscheElfie

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Contralto in a Corset Report | 04/13/2011 8:52 pm
Contralto in a Corset
And I was totally looking forward to that being the primary staple! But a certain time of the month just happened. Yeah, thanks Nature, that b***h.
Contralto in a Corset Report | 04/13/2011 8:34 pm
Contralto in a Corset
First time I've had the entire day with just myself and the wife. Felt freaking awesome. We went out and got Hibachi, and all I can say is Booze + fire + meat = Win and Awesome.
Contralto in a Corset Report | 03/27/2011 4:55 pm
Contralto in a Corset
a very literal lol(with coffee soaked keyboard included) at your status. Sounds like a great day, indeed ^_^
Gansta Kitty X3 Report | 02/22/2011 1:47 pm
Gansta Kitty X3
np and nice avi
SadGhostClub Report | 02/22/2011 12:05 pm
SadGhostClub
Thank your for your purchase. smile
X Sai Kaitou Report | 01/26/2011 12:54 pm
X Sai Kaitou
Indeed I am.
And thank you. I like your profile as well. And your avi. ^^
Contralto in a Corset Report | 01/24/2011 7:24 pm
Contralto in a Corset
Pretty sure any kid I had would grow up to cause the second coming.

And, yeah, friend I got a crush on keeps trying to get back with her ex. The one that got her addicted to Cocaine. Yeah, really not a fan of him.
Contralto in a Corset Report | 01/19/2011 8:44 pm
Contralto in a Corset
It's less hilarious when you're the guy watching all his female friends take it, repeatedly. I'm semi freaking out because my little sister turned 17 a bit ago, and she's definitely up there as far as attractiveness goes. I'm going to have to find the biggest sledge hammer that Lowes sells, and introduce any boy toys to it. Just to help them understand...abuses and dickery will not be tolerated.

This, btw, is why I decided I can never have children. First guy to break my Daughters heart would be buried in all 50 states.
Contralto in a Corset Report | 01/19/2011 2:12 pm
Contralto in a Corset
Aye, a friend and I are actually thinking about writing up an Algorithm that explains early relationships. Basically, the more attractive a Woman is, the bigger of a loser her initial relationships will be. My Wife's first Boyfriend dumped her because she refused to be a trophy Wife, and another friend just got over her boyfriend running to mexico to escape a warrant.

Real winner, that last one >.<
Contralto in a Corset Report | 01/18/2011 9:45 am
Contralto in a Corset
...Holy s**t. First year of Marriage, too? Damn. And not to be creepy, but you're pretty damn hot, the fool needs to get a life burning_eyes

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married/music-writer/comic sketcher/roller-blader

Check out my newest original song! http://youtu.be/o1cZeumBI3A

And my newest cover! http://youtu.be/m3vwlYH9ZN8