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Lord Valdimere Report | 02/13/2009 10:27 am

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Sarrow67 Report | 12/04/2008 12:27 am

The hardest part is deciding how to start this. I'll go ahead and list every subject I'll bring up.





Gaia.


Myspace.


Drugs.


Sex.





Simple enough.





[size=24][b]Gaia[/b][/size]- Gaia is becoming more and more fake everyday. N00bs flood threads and it just pisses you off. When you think you've gotten rid of them... they leap from nowhere to s**t in your good bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Just enough to piss you off. It's hard enough trying to find literate Roleplayers as it is. Now we have to deal with gold hungry, cybering, losers who still live in their mother's basement and pretend to be some bad a**, when in actuality they are nothing more than overweight, balding, pizza delivery guys. Nobody wants to deal with that s**t. That's why everyone stopped getting on for a long a** time. Hence why my bar is dead. -Is pissed-





I tried looking for the old post I made about taking a s**t, and couldn't even find it. That's also aggravating. It was very literate and detailed. XD When I see N00bs trying to Roleplay, it disappoints me greatly. I see all these one-liners and just lose all interest in the RP. Do you know how much that burns through my soul. It makes me want to cut out my eyes and stick locusts in my skull. I absolutely hate N00bs. I have found a few moderate Roleplayers lately though. I can still beat them with a bloody limb ripped off of their own body though. >_>





[size=24][b]Myspace[/b][/size]- I have no idea why I even have a Myspace. It's pointless, but I've had it for years. I sign on and sign off. I sign on again and sign off. Occasionally, I get a message. I'm sick of the damn invites and s**t. Everyone is always like, "Join my Mob." or "Join my gay parade day clique." I hate it with a fiery passion. More than I hate N00bs on Gaia. I don't ever really talk to people, or sign on, so why do they send those things to me? You would think after declining the first five-hundred million, they would stop. BUT NO! They just keep on coming. ******** losers once again. Just sitting in their mom's basement trying to figure out how to annoy people with a life. 





[size=24][b]Drugs[/b][/size]- Drugs are bad. Horrible in fact. I've done my fair share so I can honestly tell people it's not worth it. Cocaine was the best thing in my life for a long time. Then I got a life. It's too expensive. If I would've saved all my money instead of spending it on that stupid s**t, I would be in Australia right now, raving my a** off with White Roze, and scoring with dozens of beautiful women. It saddens me to think of that loss. -Sniffles- Crack Cocaine is even worse. I spent days on end cooking it up in the garage and doing it faster than I could cook. Once again, a waste of my life. Weed isn't that bad though. I wont endorse use of it, but it's better than the rest. I wish I hadn't done that either though. It has kept me from quite a few good paying jobs. I'm thankful to have finally quit everything. Ive gotten my life on a good track and I love it. Life is my new drug of choice. I aim to keep it that way too. ^^





[size=24][b]Sex[/b][/size]- Here is a topic everyone can relate to and enjoy. It doesn't matter if you like it missionary, Doggy Style, or twisted up like a damn pretzel. It's great. Having an orgasm is the best feeling in the world. Even if it's with your best friend's girl/boy. It doesn't matter if it's with someone who is just a friend or just a ******** buddy. Oral sex is also awesome. Even if you go all the way, everyone loves oral. a** to mouth is just wrong in my opinion though. Never go a** to mouth. Don't even suggest it. It kills the mood. I will never toss someone's salad. Or let them toss mine for that matter. It's disgusting. I myself am a Nymphomaniac. I'm addicted to sex more than anything. It's almost saddening... until I get off. XDDD I'm sure some people who read this couldn't care less about my views and don't want or need to know about how much I have sex, but this is my rant and I'll say what I want