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YOU GOT HIDAN!!
(the immortal jackass)
You reach into the bag and pull out a slip of paper.
"My Immortal by Evanesence?" you call out. Hidan gets to his feet, resting his scythe on the couch behind him. You gulp, but you're releived he decided to leave it behind. You get up and stride into the closet a little bit ahead of Hidan. Once you get inside, Kakuzu closes the door, evidently jealous. You smirk. Once the door closed, Hidan was all over you. He pinned you to the wall, pressing his hips to yours. You groaned softly as he pressed his lips to yours. His hand trailed up your pant leg, to your inner thigh. You tilt your head back as Hidan kissed down your neck to your collar bone. He lifted you up slightly so you could wrap your legs around his midsection. You felt something poking you. A roll of quarters? Probably not.
"One minute!!" Kakuzu yells. Hidan releases your legs and lowered you to the floor. You looked up at him, puzzled.
"Sorry doll face. One time thing only." Hidan said before the door opened. He walked out, leaving you standing there speechless.
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YOU GOT KONAN!!
(the paper cut-giver!)
You pulled out the song and read it aloud. Konan stood up. Oh crap.
"Uh, guys? I'm not going in their with another girl." You say, glaring.
"Don't worry, I'll go in for you." Pein said with a wink before getting to his feet. As they entered, Deidara called,
"Hey Konan! Don't give him a paper cut DOWN THERE!!" Deidara said cracking up. Pein winced.
"I'm sure she won't!!" He said before slamming the door. Everyone just listened as we heard banging coming from inside. Then we heard Pein scream like a little girl.
"Guess she gave his a papercut." Deidara said with a smirk. The rest of us just laughed.
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YOU GOT HIDAN!!
(the immortal jackass)
You reach into the bag and pull out a slip of paper.
"My Immortal by Evanesence?" you call out. Hidan gets to his feet, resting his scythe on the couch behind him. You gulp, but you're releived he decided to leave it behind. You get up and stride into the closet a little bit ahead of Hidan. Once you get inside, Kakuzu closes the door, evidently jealous. You smirk. Once the door closed, Hidan was all over you. He pinned you to the wall, pressing his hips to yours. You groaned softly as he pressed his lips to yours. His hand trailed up your pant leg, to your inner thigh. You tilt your head back as Hidan kissed down your neck to your collar bone. He lifted you up slightly so you could wrap your legs around his midsection. You felt something poking you. A roll of quarters? Probably not.
"One minute!!" Kakuzu yells. Hidan releases your legs and lowered you to the floor. You looked up at him, puzzled.
"Sorry doll face. One time thing only." Hidan said before the door opened. He walked out, leaving you standing there speechless.
p24
YOU GOT KONAN!!
(the paper cut-giver!)
You pulled out the song and read it aloud. Konan stood up. Oh crap.
"Uh, guys? I'm not going in their with another girl." You say, glaring.
"Don't worry, I'll go in for you." Pein said with a wink before getting to his feet. As they entered, Deidara called,
"Hey Konan! Don't give him a paper cut DOWN THERE!!" Deidara said cracking up. Pein winced.
"I'm sure she won't!!" He said before slamming the door. Everyone just listened as we heard banging coming from inside. Then we heard Pein scream like a little girl.
"Guess she gave his a papercut." Deidara said with a smirk. The rest of us just laughed.