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Registered: 06/01/2007
Birthday: 11/11
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*TV exploding*
Alucard: That.. was a 70 inch..
plasma screen TV...
So! How can I help you?
Luke Valentine: You must be
the great Alucard.
Alucard: 'Sup.
Luke: I've heard quite
a lot about you.
Alucard: Oh, really?
Luke: The nightwalker, who glides
through oceans of blood. Beyond
human, a monster whose power
radiates with a darkness that
casts a shadow on darkness itself!
Alucard: Oh, you dirty b*@#!, work the
shaft!
Luke: Ex... cuse you?
Alucard: Oh, I'm sorry. I, *heh* I like to
dirty-talk when someone's SUCKING MY
D#%$.
Luke: Perhaps I should just skip to
my point. My name is Luke
Valentine.
Alucard: And I'm Carmen Sandiego!
Guess where I am!
Luke: I'm trying to have a serious
conversation with you here!
Alucard: Oh, so am I.
And I'm failing. And I'm sorry
for that. It's just that I'm
so agitated, because this blonde
little s#%* strolled into my
room, destroyed my 70 inch
plasma TV, and is trying to
impress me like I'm his
alcoholic father.
*pulling guns*
Alucard: Be a sport and
grab daddy another beer,
would you?
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happy birthday!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Like you know you want this, lol.
Merrie Hatter
You should get a Mad Hatter hat that matches
your avi and we can do a Wunderland theme, lol.
... ι αм ❝punk❞. )
Mmmmkay, I'll work on some more
when I get back from work.
... ι αм ❝punk❞. )
OH! QUICK QUESTION: I noticed your wearing
the bangs from Rapturous Union but they
don't show up under her hair. Did you
want the bangs on top in the pic??
... ι αм ❝punk❞. )
Really?? emotion_kirakira
... ι αм ❝punk❞. )