About
About me...hmmmmmm...I am, how can I put it to you mere mortals lightly?
I am the Sultan Highpuba Queen of a Galaxy far far away. I am 12 thousand and 6 years old. I have come to Earth to vacation amongst the lesser evolved for a period of 50 to 75 years. I have been ruler of my Galaxy for 6 thousand 8 hundred 15 years...and 21 days. All of my subjects LOVE me! I rule with a stern, yet loving hand. I would tell you the name of the Royal Home Planet, but you would not be able to pronounce it, for your sad larynxes are too weak for such things. But you may call it...Glaarp for short.
Aaah, but there are days I miss my beautiful Glaarp! With its lovely green sunsets and vast red oceans. You have not seen paradise until you have lounge on one of our many blue sand beaches!!
Aaaah...Glaarp. One day I shall return to my home, surrounded my my rejoicing subjects. And if some of you are lucky...I may take you with me!
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