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vtboy465 Report | 06/13/2007 6:08 pm

hey, guess whos bak..lol..hows it been

sex_goddes69 Report | 05/31/2007 9:57 am

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GBI Doris Report | 05/30/2007 7:08 pm

The virgin girl's on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."
* * * * * * * *
LOL!!

GBI Doris Report | 05/29/2007 4:54 pm

hey i say go here it is messed

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GBI Doris Report | 05/22/2007 7:08 pm

i knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......



she called me to get my phone number.















she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said















"concentrate."















she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.















she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.















she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.















she tried to drown a fish.















she thought a quarterback was a refund.















she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.















she tripped over a cordless phone.















she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.















she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.















she studied for a blood test.















she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.















when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,















she moved.















when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice















instead.















when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said















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Now send this to at least 5 people or you'll get bad luck for















7 years!!!!!!!!!!!















*! 0-4=Bad luck for 7 years















*! 5-9=your crush will start to like you















*! 10-14=your crush will ask you out















*! 15-19=you and your crush will go out all the time















*! 21 or more all of the above and you'll get everything you















want in life















After you send this to 20 people a yellow box will pop up. Click on

it.

GBI Doris Report | 05/20/2007 10:35 am

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GBI Doris Report | 04/23/2007 8:43 am

daily lol

GBI Doris Report | 04/18/2007 6:15 pm

it is my daily again

sex_goddes69 Report | 04/17/2007 4:16 pm

hey im just saying hi cuz it is my daily comment lol