Last Login: 06/06/2009 2:05 pm
Registered: 07/16/2007
Gender: Male
Birthday: 02/27/1991
Remind me to update my interests.
Comments
View All Comments
I right now have five or so hours to burn adn am slowly making my way up my friend list and leaving ranty comments in my wake. I'd like to note that I would much rather spend my time reading a relaxing book, but I thought by doing this, I'll be doing everyone a great service, relieving their boredom as well as my own... OR I'm making you so bored that you'll die... in which case I'd have killed almost thirty people and am well on the way of breaking the world record currently held by an Indian dude who killed 931 people...
Fear meeee....
But because I can't be bothered typing for much longer I'm going to end up cutting your comment short, which I guess isn't very fair to you... despite the fact that you'd be celebrating the end to this tediously long fluff I'm writing. Yeah, it has no point, so don't bother trying to find one. I'm just whiling away the hours until my lecture... by torturing unsuspecting friends list dwellers. So I'm gonna go now, but first, a word from our sponsors!
Brought to you by Elvy's Episodes, the Gaia Journal that tells it like it is (in Elvy's opinion)... Check out the brand new episode posted last week and leave comments!
*Cheesy grin grin grin*
And Heinz Tomato Ketchup, for all your tomatoey needs! You can disguise the rank taste of cheap sidecart hotdogs, or dress up soggy potato chips in a flash with just a quick squirt of red goo! Available at your local hardware store now!
*Static static static*
The Battle for the AllSpark is now being
waged on TWO FRONTS!!!
At TRANSFORMERSGAME.COM, the Decepticons continue their domination of the Autobots and, as of 8/20/2007, lead by almost 61MM points!
XD
lol
Love Rose
Elvy wonders if the owner of this current profile has ever had a ridiculously long random comment before, and she thinks that, looking at your comment history, said owner of profile probably hasn't.
So Elvy puts up her hand in a symbolic taking on of the task of taking your long random comment virginity. She is honoured by this task and will put much effort and thought into it. This she promises with not much conviction however, as random comments are not supposed to be thought about. If they were, they would cease to be random comments, and would rather be thoughtful comments.
And Elvy would like to reitterate the fact that she is a far from thoughtful person, and so therefore a thoughtful comment would be out of character and a false representation of what she is.
But to be fair, Elvy acknowledges the fact that said owner of current profile has not had to deal with her profile comments before, and doesn't know what Elvy is like.
Therefore she will spare him too much heartache in reading such a long and pointless profile comment and will instead, bid him good luck on deciphering a coherent point in this large speech box of aimless babble and will finally leave him to it, backing slowly out of the back door before any patrons come out of their dumbstruck stupor and have the sense to ring the police...