About
I wear this chicken mask as a statement. To say to the world "hello world, I am here to rape babies, and ain't nobody gonna stop me and my dream!"I came to America in 1924. Son of a poor Irish family. We had difficulty finding work when we came to America, as my father was a raging homosexual. My mother, an Alaskan sled dog.
I knew from very young I wanted to be a professional child rapist. When I first went to a carnival at the tender age of 45, and a small boy came up to be and touched my hand. The erection it gave me stayed with me for 3 hours, (and forever in my heart). Which is quite an accomplishment, as I have Erectile Disfunction. But that is beside the point.
I quickly discovered in my early days of baby rape that babehs don't respond well to greasy old men. So I found a disquise. Babehs are much more willing to let me touch their bottoms if I tell them I am Big Bird.
My life changed forever on Sept. 11th, 2001. This was the day I discovered candeh.
I was at small sex shop on the lower east side of Manhattan, purchasing some neccesities. (dildos, gay porn, the likes.) When I saw something that caught my eye... Candy, which doubled as a sleeping pill. Well, immediatly I purchased the stores entire stock and got in my van. Driving to the local elementary school to test it out.
It worked wonderfully and my career as a professional baby rapist has kicked into full effect. I am ranked number 4 on Nambla's List of Greatest Child Rapists, and am currently featured on the front page of the Amber Alert System's official website.
Now that I am in my early 80's, I plan to retire from my days as an old Irish chicken child rapist, and set my sights on more important things. I'm currently writing a book entitled:
Child Rape and You: Tips From The Greatest Child Rapist Since MJ.
That's about it. Thanks for stopping by, and if you are under 13, be sure to message me, I have some candy for you
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You WILL find someone. I believe that there is a Soul Mate out there for everyone, and since you haven't found yours yet, he's still out there, looking for you (only he doesn't know it's you), and you will find him. I promise.
Just please don't kill yourself. He isn't worth it.
It should come via UPS on Monday.
^.^
Lol, yes, that is true.
LOL, nope.
Oh, and I'm writing '*****' in big capital letters on the back...
*evil smirk*
Oooh, blackmail...j/k, lol.
You'll get the jacket.
LOL!
It had better, or you're just gonna have to suck it and not get a jacket.
*glare*
LOL!
Wow, lol, you're such a dork XD
If you want it to sure. ^.^
They're custom.
*applauds you* Welcome to the club, your jacket should arrive next week.
XD
13 C; does it count?