Birthday: 02/17
if u think u no me
i hav news for u
u dont no anything about me
u think u no things cuz we new eachother for awhile...
well u dont
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism
*******FAKE FRIENDS**_**TRUE FRIENDS******* fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. true friends: Will knock them the f**k out fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this, just like I did
A New Student (boy) comes and meets the girl of his dreams.... The girl would never tell... Boy:Hey Girl:Hi.... Boy: Are you busy tonight? Girl: Yeah busy bee Boy:Well...*sigh* See you later Girl:Bye They were in the market Girl: Hey! Boy: Huh? Oh Hey! Girl:Fancy meeting you here... Boy: yeah *half way smile* A sudden voice says : THIS IS A ROBBERY HANDS UP! Boy and girl put them up and the robber grabs the girl and holds her at gunpoint. Voice: Don't anyone move! Or The girl gets it! The boy charged at the guy knocking the girl and gun down. The robber grabs the gun and shoots at the boy. Girl: NO!!!!! I CAN'T BELIVE YOU!!! She screamed and grabbed the gun and shot the guy. The boy went to the hospital.... The next day... Girl: Is he ok? Friend: His in the hospital, they say his making a recovery, but can't open his eyes.... Girl: I can't belive this! Friend: Yeah I'm sorry.... (Bell rings) Girl: See ya The girl goes to the hospital and sees the boy. His eyes close,but his mouth move Boy: Who's here? He said strongly Girl:It's me Boy: Your here? Girl: Yeah The boy slowly open his eyes. Boy: Before I die I wanted to see you. Tell you what I want to say I-- Girl: Your not gonna die! You can't! You won't! Boy: *frowns* I will and I wanted to say I love you I always will I'll watch you too! -Silence- Girl has tear Boy wipes it off. Boy: Good-bye -Beeper goes off- Girl: NO!! 2 days later they found the girl dead with a knife in her heart. Her mother heard her say "Here I come" What really happend was she missed him and couldn't stand it. She couldn't love anyone like him. If you would die to save your love post this to your profile
the funny one! :)
I'LL MISS HIM!
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