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I love my husband, Chuck. Shall I tell you our story..?On a dark, cold night about 4 billion years ago, Chuck Norris was experimenting with clones. Being the only human on the planet and realizing his greatness, he decided to make a clone of himself. One he could have beautiful buttsex with. But fortunately, something went wrong...
He had actually added too many "smart molecules" and too much fat in the pecks.
Thus, a WEIRD ******** CLONE WAS CREATED.
Chuck was so shocked at his creation, he fainted. This clone looked at herself in the mirror and realized something was wrong. She altered some of the DNA in the machine and stepped in. Gone was the beard, the p***s, and muscle. Out stepped...
A WOMAN. She woke up the knocked out Chuck with a swift roundhouse kick.
The moment he felt the blood flow from his nose, he fell in love.
And yes, there was still beautiful buttsex. But like every story, there were problems.
1)Chuck norris can never faint.
2)If Chuck Norris created another Chuck Norris, the universe would collapse with too much awesome.
3)If the universe didnt collapse in 2, and Chuck Norris created himself again, then NOTHING could remove his almighty beard and pen0r.
So realizing that what happened could not be physically possible, Chuck Norris and I altered reality, thus, it WAS possible.
But just that once.
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peace out
Thank you.
Makes sense. After all, the only one good enough for Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.