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I Love Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
Chuck Norris' coyboy boots are made from real cowboys.
Chuck Norris' tears heal cancer, too bad he never cries.
If Chuck Norris is late, time had better slow the f*** down.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, Chuck Norris goes killing.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now "The Islands."
The quickest way to a mans heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. A horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris? Answer: All of it.
Chuck Norris finished the internet...twice. It was a slow weekend.
Chuck Norris has been died ten years ago. Death is just too afraid to say anything to him.
When Chuck Norris sneezed, all life on Mars was blinked out of existence.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris uses ants to set children on fire, using the sun. Scientists have yet to figure out how this is done.
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