(Note: This is a gender-swapped, female Equius Zahhak. Her name is still Equius Zahhak and everything about her is the same apart from gender and Trollian tag).
GOD DAMN EQUIUS THAT'S A LOT.
I KNOW YOU LIKE BEING STRONG AND s**t, BUT YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING THOSE DE-STRONGIFYING GLOVES. YOU KNOW, THE ONES YOUR AWKWARD EXCUSE FOR A DANCESTOR HAS? AT LEAST YOU'D BE ABLE TO DRINK YOUR ******** MILK WITHOUT BREAKING THE ******** GLASSES ALL THE TIME.
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EQUIUS, THAT SKETCH IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT NOOK DAVE COULD EVER ATTEMPT
HOW MANY ******** TIMES DID YOU SNAP YOUR LEAD DEVICE IN TWO TO DRAW THAT?
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A GREAT ******** IMPROVEMENT, CONSIDERING IT'S YOU.
KEEP PRACTICING. THAT'S AN ORDER.
I KNOW YOU LIKE BEING STRONG AND s**t, BUT YOU SHOULD CONSIDER MAKING THOSE DE-STRONGIFYING GLOVES. YOU KNOW, THE ONES YOUR AWKWARD EXCUSE FOR A DANCESTOR HAS? AT LEAST YOU'D BE ABLE TO DRINK YOUR ******** MILK WITHOUT BREAKING THE ******** GLASSES ALL THE TIME.
EQUIUS, THAT SKETCH IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT NOOK DAVE COULD EVER ATTEMPT
HOW MANY ******** TIMES DID YOU SNAP YOUR LEAD DEVICE IN TWO TO DRAW THAT?