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Life is like an hourglass, sooner or later everything will hit rock bottom, you just have to be patient and wait for someone to come and turn it around.An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute screw the fruit.
I'm not crazy, my reality's just different from yours.
Stress: When you can no longer fight the urge to choke the living sh** out of some a**hole who really deserves it.
Smile, it confuses people^-^
It takes 34 muscles to frown but it only takes four to stick up your middle finger and say "bite me".
I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.
Yeah, well your mom thinks square roots are vegetables.
Keep staring, I might do a trick.
Afallen angel: destined to fly, broken and crazy but too strong to cry.
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I just can't get my head that far up my a**.
I want it all, and I want it covered in chocolate(peanut butter's good too)
If you don't like me there's nothin I can do, newsflash bit** I don't live to please you.
Love is eight letters, but so is bullsh**.
You're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the friends you roll with.
No guy is EVER worth your tears, and if there happens to be one he won't make you cry.
Love is hanging on when your heart has had enough and giving more when you feel like giving up.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Come to the darkside, we've got cookies and alcohol(ramen, icecream)
I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have.
Friends ask why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
It aint easy being me, but it's so funny watching people try.
If I give you this awesome box of nothin will you leave?
The police never find it sa funny as you do.
I's rather be a smart a** than a dumb a**.
I never stopped lovin you, I just quit lettin it show.
Warning, my drum major can beat up your drum major.
Marching band: because i'm cool like that.
Sometimes I think I could tell my lifestory in icons.
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